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Offline ninjumper

TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2014, 08:50 PM »
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No, what I actually meant is he's a baby for us to slap him.  ;) We don't mess with weaker beings  :P
im just going to wait and see how he replies to that  :D

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« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2014, 08:51 PM »
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im just going to wait and see how he replies to that  :D

Pfftt..you know how he cowers when I go Alpha  :D
 

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« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2014, 09:12 PM »
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Pfftt..you know how he cowers when I go Alpha  :D
:D :D :D :D now we're talking behind HIS back

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« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2014, 09:26 PM »
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:D :D :D :D now we're talking behind HIS back

And he'll love every moment of it  ;D
 

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« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2014, 09:28 PM »
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And he'll love every moment of it  ;D
:D your probably right
  :o i laugh a lot  :D

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« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2014, 09:41 PM »
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:D your probably right
  :o i laugh a lot  :D

I noticed that  :o

Well, at least I can make you laugh  :P
 

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« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2014, 09:51 PM »
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I noticed that  :o

Well, at least I can make you laugh  :P
and that's why i like you guys  :-*

im a very happy person and i like the laughing symbol more than these;  :)  :laugh: so that's why i put it so much

 ;D im rambling

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« Reply #68 on: March 08, 2014, 09:55 PM »
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and that's why i like you guys  :-*

im a very happy person and i like the laughing symbol more than these;  :)  :laugh: so that's why i put it so much

 ;D im rambling

Well, I'm glad. I love this more though ---->  ;D and this -----> :040:
 

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« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2014, 10:02 PM »
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Well, I'm glad. I love this more though ---->  ;D and this -----> :040:
i can tell  ;D

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« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2014, 10:06 PM »
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No, what I actually meant is he's a baby for us to slap him.  ;) We don't mess with weaker beings  :P
did you forget my super big biceps  :D :D
 

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« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2014, 10:21 PM »
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did you forget my super big biceps  :D :D

 :sign0103:

Define big... :D
 

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« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2014, 10:25 PM »
 probably sticks  :D

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« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2014, 10:27 PM »
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:sign0103:

Define big... :D
Big as i'm taller than you :P
 

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« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2014, 10:28 PM »
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probably sticks  :D
hey they are more than 10 inches i guess  8)
 

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« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2014, 10:32 PM »
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hey they are more than 10 inches i guess  8)
good :-*

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« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2014, 10:34 PM »
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Big as i'm taller than you :P

You're just 5'6..I have taller friends than you  :D :D :D

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hey they are more than 10 inches i guess  8)

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« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2014, 10:38 PM »
including ME  :)

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« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2014, 10:44 PM »
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including ME  :)

Oh..yeah  :-*

You're freaking tall  ;D
 

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« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2014, 10:50 PM »
haha 5'7" to be exact  :D

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« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2014, 10:51 PM »
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haha 5'7" to be exact  :D

Darn..good thing I'm Asian  ;)
 

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