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TWO BLACK EYES
« on: October 25, 2013, 12:53 AM »
A man came home from work sporting two black eyes.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I’ll never understand women,” he replied. “I was riding up an escalator behind this pretty young girl, and I noticed that her skirt was stuck in the crack of her ass. So I pulled it out, and she turned around and punched me in the eye!”
“I can certainly appreciate that,” said the wife. “But how did you get the second black eye?”
“Well, I figured she liked it that way,” said the husband, “so I pushed it back in.”
 
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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2014, 10:55 PM »
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Darn..good thing I'm Asian  ;)
she is proud to be asian.

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2014, 10:58 PM »
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she is proud to be asian.
hey why you laughing at my big biceps

You are Asian too  :-*

Nothing..I just feel like laughing  ;D
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2014, 11:02 PM »
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You are Asian too  :-*

Nothing..I just feel like laughing  ;D
hey, Indians are never called Asian :P
 

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Re: TWO BLACK EYES
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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Darn..good thing I'm Asian  ;)
;D Im asian too
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hey, Indians are never called Asian :P

that's why i was confused for a second  :D

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« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2014, 11:17 PM »
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;D Im asian too
that's why i was confused for a second  :D
You are quater asian, do you look asian ? :o
 

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« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2014, 11:29 PM »
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You are quater asian, do you look asian ? :o
i look a little bit asain  ;D but mostly mayan looking 
when i was little i was told i looked exotic   8)

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« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2014, 11:36 PM »
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hey, Indians are never called Asian :P

Darn.. you are not? I confused you with someone else.

Besides, I didn't know you're from India  :D
 

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« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2014, 11:37 PM »
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i look a little bit asain  ;D but mostly mayan looking 
when i was little i was told i looked exotic   8)

You look a bit Asian...
 

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« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2014, 11:40 PM »
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i look a little bit asain  ;D but mostly mayan looking 
when i was little i was told i looked exotic   8)
No, wonder niobe, calls you your sister.
is primrose bit asian too ?
 

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« Reply #90 on: March 08, 2014, 11:44 PM »
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No, wonder niobe, calls you your sister.
is primrose bit asian too ?
yup and persianhapa but not zyorin

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« Reply #91 on: March 08, 2014, 11:44 PM »
GOOD NIGHT  :-* :-* :-*

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« Reply #92 on: March 08, 2014, 11:48 PM »
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GOOD NIGHT  :-* :-* :-*
Good night

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yup and persianhapa but not zyorin
She escaped Asian genes ?
 

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« Reply #93 on: March 09, 2014, 07:26 PM »
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Good night
She escaped Asian genes ?
lol :D she is not my reL sister sheis primroseand persianhapa half sister

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« Reply #94 on: March 09, 2014, 11:59 PM »
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lol :D she is not my reL sister sheis primroseand persianhapa half sister
Okay, like step sister or the different father/mother kind ?
 

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« Reply #95 on: March 11, 2014, 06:48 PM »
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Okay, like step sister or the different father/mother kind ?
;D both primrose and persainhapa are my sisters from another mister and zyorin is THEIR sister from another mother (there is no rhyme for that) but i still call all of them my sisters because they are like my full sisters and i love them just as equally  ^-^

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« Reply #96 on: March 11, 2014, 06:51 PM »
Oh how sweet  :'(  :)
 

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« Reply #97 on: March 11, 2014, 07:11 PM »
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Oh how sweet  :'(  :)
;D shut up

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« Reply #98 on: March 11, 2014, 08:10 PM »
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« Reply #99 on: March 11, 2014, 09:39 PM »
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:-X
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« Reply #100 on: March 11, 2014, 09:45 PM »
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:040: :040: :040: :040: :040: :040: speak!  :-* luv you

luv you more.

I miss Moon. I miss spamming the shoutbox   :cry:
 

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