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Offline ninjumper

Watchtower
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:30 AM »
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, a second man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. “Now we will be able to have three people doing eight-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
The newcomer is only too happy to help, and in fact, volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
Again they yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Later, they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again, the second man yells down, “Hey, I said no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Eventually, the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He’s not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, “Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re screwing.”
 
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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2014, 05:12 AM »
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So, what was it

Statement ;D
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2014, 05:31 AM »
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Statement ;D
Compliments are also statements
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2014, 05:36 AM »
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Compliments are also statements

Well, this is not one of them.
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2014, 05:41 AM »
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Well, this is not one of them.
Should have specified :P
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2014, 05:46 AM »
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Should have specified :P

That's why I'm saying it now  :laugh:
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2014, 05:50 AM »
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That's why I'm saying it now  :laugh:
Couldn't you have specified it before, or you always come this suggestive to other people too ;)
 

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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2014, 05:56 AM »
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Couldn't you have specified it before, or you always come this suggestive to other people too ;)

Jealous?  :-* I don't do favorites ;)
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2014, 06:02 AM »
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Jealous?  :-* I don't do favorites ;)
OH! so, it means you talk to everyone like that :P
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #29 on: March 27, 2014, 06:14 AM »
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OH! so, it means you talk to everyone like that :P

Of course. Do you think you're special?  ???
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #30 on: March 27, 2014, 06:23 AM »
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Of course. Do you think you're special?  ???
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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2014, 06:45 AM »
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I love this song  :-*
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2014, 06:55 AM »
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I love this song  :-*
I thought i was special, but i'm a creep.
 

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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2014, 06:57 AM »
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I thought i was special, but i'm a creep.

Special is overrated anyway  :-*
 

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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2014, 07:36 AM »
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Special is overrated anyway  :-*
oh, is it :P
you mean Sean is overrated.
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2014, 08:37 PM »
 :D :D Jealous?

Things change
 

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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2014, 08:38 PM »
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:D :D Jealous?

With Sean?  :D :D :D
 

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« Reply #37 on: March 27, 2014, 08:58 PM »
 :D :D sean has a special place in your heart or should i say mind?  :D :D :D

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« Reply #38 on: March 27, 2014, 09:14 PM »
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:D :D sean has a special place in your heart or should i say mind?  :D :D :D

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« Reply #39 on: March 27, 2014, 09:27 PM »
 :D :D :D you should get that fixed

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« Reply #40 on: March 27, 2014, 10:44 PM »
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Where are you other lady parts ?
shouldn't be heart over something ?
 

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