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Offline ninjumper

Watchtower
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:30 AM »
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, a second man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. “Now we will be able to have three people doing eight-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
The newcomer is only too happy to help, and in fact, volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
Again they yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Later, they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again, the second man yells down, “Hey, I said no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Eventually, the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He’s not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, “Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re screwing.”
 
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Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #41 on: March 27, 2014, 11:45 PM »
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Where are you other lady parts ?
shouldn't be heart over something ?

You're such a guy.

Lusting over a smiley now?  :P :P :P
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #42 on: March 27, 2014, 11:49 PM »
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You're such a guy.

Lusting over a smiley now?  :P :P :P
NO, i was wondering how your Bosom looks
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #43 on: March 27, 2014, 11:53 PM »
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NO, i was wondering how your Bosom looks

Sad thing..keep on wondering forever  :D :D :D
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2014, 12:21 AM »
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Sad thing..keep on wondering forever  :D :D :D
OH! i'll look few at few, online and see if it helps :P
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2014, 12:28 AM »
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OH! i'll look few at few, online and see if it helps :P

Okay..and then tell me how it goes  :D
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2014, 12:36 AM »
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Okay..and then tell me how it goes  :D
I see lots of good pair, but i still can't conjure yours :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2014, 12:50 AM »
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I see lots of good pair, but i still can't conjure yours :P

If I don't know you I'll say you're obsessed  :P
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2014, 12:59 AM »
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If I don't know you I'll say you're obsessed  :P
obsessed with what ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2014, 01:05 AM »
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obsessed with what ?

with good pairs  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2014, 01:19 AM »
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with good pairs  ;D
Good pairs of what ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #51 on: March 28, 2014, 01:23 AM »
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NO, i was wondering how your Bosom looks

good pairs of that  :-X
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #52 on: March 28, 2014, 01:37 AM »
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good pairs of that  :-X
OH! why are you shy, aren't the good enough ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #53 on: March 28, 2014, 02:10 AM »
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OH! why are you shy, aren't the good enough ;)

Well..you'll never know.  ;D
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #54 on: March 28, 2014, 02:22 AM »
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Well..you'll never know.  ;D
I don't want to since i saw 36 DD  :D
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #55 on: March 28, 2014, 02:26 AM »
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I don't want to since i saw 36 DD  :D

Spying on neighbors again peeping tom?  ;)
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #56 on: March 28, 2014, 02:32 AM »
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Spying on neighbors again peeping tom?  ;)
i won't  :-X
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2014, 02:35 AM »
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i won't  :-X

Tssskkkk...that's why you're always there at your window  :o
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2014, 02:43 AM »
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Tssskkkk...that's why you're always there at your window  :o
How did you know that, stalking me, eh ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Watchtower
« Reply #59 on: March 28, 2014, 03:58 AM »
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How did you know that, stalking me, eh ?

No...all of your pictures show you standing infront of your window.
 

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #60 on: March 28, 2014, 04:33 AM »
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No...all of your pictures show you standing infront of your window.
which pictures  :o
 

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