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Watchtower
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:30 AM »
A married couple have been stranded on a deserted island for many years. One day, a second man washes up on shore. He and the wife become attracted to each other right away, but realize they must be creative if they are to engage in any hanky-panky. The husband, however, is very glad to see the second man there. “Now we will be able to have three people doing eight-hour shifts in the watchtower, rather than two people doing 12-hour shifts.”
The newcomer is only too happy to help, and in fact, volunteers to do the first shift. He climbs up the tower to stand watch. Soon the couple on the ground are placing stones in a circle to make a fire to cook supper.
The second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
A few minutes later they start to put driftwood into the stone circle. Again the second man yells down, “Hey, no screwing!”
Again they yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Later, they are putting palm leaves on the roof of their shack to patch leaks. Once again, the second man yells down, “Hey, I said no screwing!”
They yell back, “We’re not screwing!”
Eventually, the shift is over and the second man climbs down from the tower to be replaced by the husband. He’s not even halfway up before the wife and her new friend are hard at it. The husband looks out from the tower and says, “Son-of-a-gun. From up here it DOES look like they’re screwing.”

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #61 on: March 28, 2014, 04:52 AM »
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which pictures  :o

The pictures you've been spamming me with  ;)

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #62 on: March 28, 2014, 05:04 AM »
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The pictures you've been spamming me with  ;)
those are not mine :P

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #63 on: March 28, 2014, 05:15 AM »
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those are not mine :P

Why are you denying it?

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« Reply #64 on: March 28, 2014, 05:18 AM »
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Why are you denying it?
because, you said they turn you on ;)  :D :D :D

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« Reply #65 on: March 28, 2014, 05:33 AM »
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because, you said they turn you on ;)  :D :D :D

So you now confirms it?

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« Reply #66 on: March 28, 2014, 05:35 AM »
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So you now confirms it?
i neither confirm, nor deny ;)

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« Reply #67 on: March 28, 2014, 05:40 AM »
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i neither confirm, nor deny ;)

You're no fun  ;)

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« Reply #68 on: March 28, 2014, 05:48 AM »
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You're no fun  ;)
and yet, you always end up talking to me ;)

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« Reply #69 on: March 28, 2014, 05:53 AM »
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and yet, you always end up talking to me ;)

Should I stop? ;)

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« Reply #70 on: March 28, 2014, 06:06 AM »
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Should I stop? ;)
it's your wish, to talk or not ;)
after all you live in democracy and free world.

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« Reply #71 on: March 28, 2014, 06:28 AM »
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it's your wish, to talk or not ;)
after all you live in democracy and free world.

Bye  :-*

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« Reply #72 on: March 28, 2014, 06:31 AM »
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Bye  :-*
goodbye ;)

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #73 on: March 28, 2014, 06:43 PM »
 ;D

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #74 on: March 28, 2014, 06:45 PM »
 :P

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Re: Watchtower
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2014, 06:59 PM »
 :D :D I thought that was your favorite facial expression  :-*

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« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2014, 07:12 PM »
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:D :D I thought that was your favorite facial expression  :-*

I have lots of favorite expression  ;)

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« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2014, 08:47 PM »
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I have lots of favorite expression  ;)
I can see that  :-*

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« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2014, 09:03 PM »
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I can see that  :-*

But when it comes to you I love this -->>  :-*

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« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2014, 09:18 PM »
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But when it comes to you I love this -->>  :-*
^-^ aww i feel touched, when it comes to you, i love this --> ;D

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« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2014, 09:21 PM »
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^-^ aww i feel touched, when it comes to you, i love this --> ;D

I amuse you?  ???