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WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #101 on: April 13, 2014, 08:01 PM »
 hahaha,  ;D nope.

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #102 on: April 13, 2014, 08:54 PM »
Operation Manuel coming through?  ;D
 

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« Reply #103 on: April 13, 2014, 08:58 PM »
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Operation Manuel coming through?  ;D
:D :D :D i have no way of talking to him until NEXT monday  ;D
operation birth certificate coming through?   :P

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« Reply #104 on: April 13, 2014, 09:14 PM »
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:D :D :D i have no way of talking to him until NEXT monday  ;D
operation birth certificate coming through?   :P

can you at least talk to him of registering here  >:D

 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #105 on: April 13, 2014, 09:33 PM »
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can you at least talk to him of registering here  >:D
  :D OKs fine  ;D if i ever get a chance i promise i will  :-*

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« Reply #106 on: April 13, 2014, 09:36 PM »
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  :D OKs fine  ;D if i ever get a chance i promise i will  :-*

That is good enough for me. Maybe he is talkative virtually  ;)
 

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« Reply #107 on: April 13, 2014, 09:58 PM »
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That is good enough for me. Maybe he is talkative virtually  ;)
:D ;Di really doubt he'll ever actually enjoy.
 :o i mean i don't even know if he's a reader  8)

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« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2014, 10:00 PM »
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:D ;Di really doubt he'll ever actually enjoy.
 :o i mean i don't even know if he's a reader  8)

He's probably a gamer..we can pretend to talk about those  :-\
 

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« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2014, 10:36 PM »
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He's probably a gamer..we can pretend to talk about those  :-\
yeah, i think he is  ;D
 ;D you don't play video games, neither do i, well rarely   ;D and only the wii. and i don't even think that counts  :D :D

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« Reply #110 on: April 13, 2014, 10:40 PM »
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yeah, i think he is  ;D
 ;D you don't play video games, neither do i, well rarely   ;D and only the wii. and i don't even think that counts  :D :D

I play online games so I can give a comment or two.  :D
 

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« Reply #111 on: April 13, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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I play online games so I can give a comment or two.  :D
:D :D :D that hardly counts  :P
I think him and nin would get along quite well,  :D ;D although he is not ONE BIT flirty

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« Reply #112 on: April 13, 2014, 11:26 PM »
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:D :D :D that hardly counts  :P
I think him and nin would get along quite well,  :D ;D although he is not ONE BIT flirty

Well, he's young..what do you expect?  ;)
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #113 on: April 13, 2014, 11:48 PM »
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Well, he's young..what do you expect?  ;)
well at least to know when he's being flirted with  :D :D :D
this really pretty girl flirted with him and he didn't even notice  :D :D :D it was hilarious

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« Reply #114 on: April 13, 2014, 11:52 PM »
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well at least to know when he's being flirted with  :D :D :D
this really pretty girl flirted with him and he didn't even notice  :D :D :D it was hilarious

And you noticed  ;D

Oh my God...you are keeping tabs?  :57:
 

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« Reply #115 on: April 14, 2014, 12:15 AM »
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And you noticed  ;D

Oh my God...you are keeping tabs?  :57:
:D :D :D shut up!
me AND my other friend both watched her say, "hey manuel." in that universal flirty voice  :D :D ::) he didn't even notice so she said, "okay fine then." and then me and my other friend cracked up and we told him that girl was trying to get his attention while he just ignored her :D :D :D :D;D we teased him afterward

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« Reply #116 on: April 14, 2014, 12:20 AM »
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:D :D :D shut up!
me AND my other friend both watched her say, "hey manuel." in that universal flirty voice  :D :D ::) he didn't even notice so she said, "okay fine then." and then me and my other friend cracked up and we told him that girl was trying to get his attention while he just ignored her :D :D :D :D;D we teased him afterward

And here you say you are not close  >:(

Maybe he's not just interested in her cause he's interested with someone else (insert light bulb here)  :D :D :D

What did the flirt do when he ignored her? :-X
 

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« Reply #117 on: April 14, 2014, 07:53 PM »
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And here you say you are not close  >:(

Maybe he's not just interested in her cause he's interested with someone else (insert light bulb here)  :D :D :D

What did the flirt do when he ignored her? :-X
:D :D we AREN'T . we just happened to be walking past her during PE, how does that make us close?  ;D
the flirt got huffy and said okay, then  :D :D
 ;D then the second time she passed all three of us she tried again and said hi manuel, and me and my other friend had to tell him and then he was like, "oh! hi blah blah" (i don't know her name)  :D :D

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« Reply #118 on: April 14, 2014, 08:01 PM »
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:D :D we AREN'T . we just happened to be walking past her during PE, how does that make us close?  ;D
the flirt got huffy and said okay, then  :D :D
 ;D then the second time she passed all three of us she tried again and said hi manuel, and me and my other friend had to tell him and then he was like, "oh! hi blah blah" (i don't know her name)  :D :D

Hey, at least Manuel was just not interested and not doing it intentionally  :D God, must have hurt the girl's ego.

Does that mean that Manuel at least is the kind of guy that get to be flirted with? ;)
 

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #119 on: April 14, 2014, 08:13 PM »
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Hey, at least Manuel was just not interested and not doing it intentionally  :D God, must have hurt the girl's ego.

Does that mean that Manuel at least is the kind of guy that get to be flirted with? ;)
lol  :D :D and she was pretty
IDK she probably liked him b/c he's nice and he isn't ugly  :D :D :P

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« Reply #120 on: April 14, 2014, 08:26 PM »
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lol  :D :D and she was pretty
IDK she probably liked him b/c he's nice and he isn't ugly  :D :D :P

So that means he's quite a catch  ;D

Now you made me really (3x) curious. Are you sure he doesn't have FB?
 

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