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Offline Niobe

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« on: March 10, 2014, 11:20 PM »
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #121 on: April 14, 2014, 08:39 PM »
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So that means he's quite a catch  ;D

Now you made me really (3x) curious. Are you sure he doesn't have FB?
I really don't know  :P but i really doubt it  ;D
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #122 on: April 14, 2014, 08:40 PM »
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I really don't know  :P but i really doubt it  ;D

You did not ask :040:
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #123 on: April 14, 2014, 09:10 PM »
 :D :D do you want me to give him a whole interrogation?  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #124 on: April 14, 2014, 09:36 PM »
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:D :D do you want me to give him a whole interrogation?  :P

Can you do that?  ;)
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #125 on: April 14, 2014, 09:44 PM »
 ;D sure, you just need to supply the questions and ill get your answers in a jiffy  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #126 on: April 14, 2014, 10:11 PM »
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;D sure, you just need to supply the questions and ill get your answers in a jiffy  :P

Just ask if he has FB then invite him here...I'll do all the rest  >:D
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #127 on: April 14, 2014, 10:14 PM »
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Just ask if he has FB then invite him here...I'll do all the rest  >:D
;D okay, i'll do that when pigs fly  :P
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« Reply #128 on: April 14, 2014, 10:15 PM »
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;D okay, i'll do that when pigs fly  :P

You are no fun  :'(
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #129 on: April 14, 2014, 10:23 PM »
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You are no fun  :'(
;D i'm pretty sure that pigs flying is pretty fun  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #130 on: April 14, 2014, 10:23 PM »
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;D i'm pretty sure that pigs flying is pretty fun  :P

stop watching Disney cartoons  :D
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« Reply #131 on: April 14, 2014, 10:31 PM »
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stop watching Disney cartoons  :D
hey  >:( Disney movies are cute and sweet. no getting on the Disney movies :040:
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« Reply #132 on: April 14, 2014, 10:34 PM »
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hey  >:( Disney movies are cute and sweet. no getting on the Disney movies :040:

Hello pigs flying  :D :D

Are you imagining Manuel as Prince Charming?  ;D
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« Reply #133 on: April 14, 2014, 11:22 PM »
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Hello pigs flying  :D :D

Are you imagining Manuel as Prince Charming?  ;D
no, Sean   ;D
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« Reply #134 on: April 15, 2014, 06:06 AM »
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:D :D :D i'm being so mean to him today  :P
 ;D i kinda feel bad  8)
::)

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He's a masochist. He likes it  :-*
No i'm a sadist :P
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« Reply #135 on: April 15, 2014, 06:08 AM »
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well at least to know when he's being flirted with  :D :D :D
this really pretty girl flirted with him and he didn't even notice  :D :D :D it was hilarious
Talking about yourself or getting possessive ;)
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« Reply #136 on: April 15, 2014, 08:44 PM »
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::)
It was true :P
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Talking about yourself or getting possessive ;)
>:( NO!! I would never call myself pretty first of all :P
  ;D second of all i can describe exactly how the girl looks if you want me to, she's a neighbor  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #137 on: April 15, 2014, 08:45 PM »
How's Manuel?  ;D
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #138 on: April 15, 2014, 08:51 PM »
IDK  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #139 on: April 15, 2014, 09:02 PM »
Spill  :P
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Re: WIFE VS. HUSBAND
« Reply #140 on: April 15, 2014, 09:06 PM »
 ;D I'm still on spring break  :P
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