hello everyone im new here hope i can stay here

neither do i   
  is THAT why you were throwing them at him? you were mad at your mommy for getting you the wrong kind of snack? 

Are you Blind ?
I came here alone to see you, being ripped by lion, but then i thought such a young girl shouldn't die so young.
so i Distracted lion from what i had, which my GF loves to eat 

I thought you mentioned before that your GF is allergic to peanuts? 

NO, she loves everything NUTS

Does she? No wonder she loves you 

Yes, she loves me

The question is, are you sure?  kidding 

You know, she loves me

That's why I said I'm kidding

So, she's not mad? 

No she is not mad, she and me had late night chat till late.

Thank you.
Not like i would let her stay mad at me, if she did.

You amuse her with your jokes?

I do stupid things, when she is mad, so she laughs

I wonder what kind of stupid stunts you did to make her laugh 

Unless you want to be My GF, you won't know 

No, thank you. I have my boyfriend for that

For what ?

makes me laugh 

You lying
why are you here with me, if he is so funny