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Offline jessadia

Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« on: January 16, 2012, 11:07 AM »
I thought it'd be fun to start a "favorite movie quotes" thread. List your favorite quote and what movie it's from.
« Last Edit: January 16, 2012, 11:10 AM by jessadia »
 

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Offline twolafitas

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2012, 11:06 AM »
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

Monty Python and The Holy Grail (1974)
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They ask no questions, they pass no criticisms."
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Offline roxanne2

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2012, 11:52 AM »
I'm just a sucker for Rom Com and Chick movies so one of the quotes that I love even if I don't like Tom Cruise the clown anymore  ;D

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".


Jerry Maguire(1996)
 

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2012, 12:06 PM »
I'm a b/w film buff and all my favourite quotes come from what today would be considered film pre-history.
Here's one that sticks in mind from a film I love, 'Sweet Smell of Success' (1957):

"You'd be a good guy Sidney, if you were not so immersed in the theology of making a fast buck". 

And another one from the truly great 'The Maltese Falcon' (1941):

She (Brigid O'Shaughnessy): "I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know".
He (detective Sam Spade)   : "That's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere".



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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2012, 01:12 PM »
"It's a cellular peptide cake ... with mint frosting"

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Offline jessadia

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2012, 01:18 PM »
"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people." ~ Soylent Green, 1973
 

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2012, 01:53 PM »
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"It's people. Soylent Green is made out of people." ~ Soylent Green, 1973

Ew!!  I remember watching that when I was really young and it scared the bejesus out of me!!
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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2012, 02:00 PM »
Forgot to add my favorite quote of ALL TIME!!

Futurama, S02E16: The Deep South

[The Planet Express Ship is being pulled deep underwater by a Colossal-Mouth Bass]
Leela: Depth at 5000 feet!
Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!
Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?
Farnsworth: Well, it a spaceship so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

And one more:

Zoidberg: [At the bottom of the ocean] My Home! It burned down! How did this happen?!
Hermes: That's a very good question
Bender: So THAT'S where I left my cigar [picks it up smouldering cigar, takes a puff]
Hermes: THAT JUST RAISES FURTHER QUESTIONS!!
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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2012, 02:18 PM »
Really?! No Forrest Gump?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

CLassic. :)
 

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2012, 02:20 PM »
Sam: Kids are the best?
Dean: Yeah, I love kids.
Sam: Name three children that you even know.
(Dean scratches head for while; Sam starts to walk away)
Dean: I'm thinking!

- supernatural  :)
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Offline jessadia

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2012, 02:28 PM »
Santa's Elf: Welcome to Santa's Court. Can I escort your child to Santa?
Dean: Um, no. But actually, uh, my brother here, it's been a life long dream of his.
(Sam gives confused look)
Santa's Elf: I'm sorry, no kids over 12.
Sam: He's just kidding. We only came here to watch.
(Dean smirks and shakes his head)
Santa's Elf: Ewww.


~A Very Supernatural Christmas
 

Offline Mrose

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2012, 04:57 PM »
"I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost"

Dexter

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2012, 05:07 PM »
I love reading romance, but the best lines for me come from action films;

I love the smell of Napalm in the morning - Apocolypse Now

Yippie-kai-yay mother******s - Die Hard
 

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2012, 08:50 PM »
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I'm just a sucker for Rom Com and Chick movies so one of the quotes that I love even if I don't like Tom Cruise the clown anymore  ;D

Jerry Maguire: I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "hello".


Jerry Maguire(1996)

Ahhh...I love this movie too..  it's sooo romantic. 


Hello to all my fellow STPs  :-*

Here's my ultimate fave movie quote:
From Bridget Jones Diary

Mark Darcy: [answers the phone] Hello?
Bridget Jones: It's me. Just wondered how you are.
Mark Darcy: I'm fine thanks. Everything alright with you?
Bridget Jones: Fine, though, er, I've just had a rather graphic shag flashback. You do have a genuinely gorgeous bottom.
Mark Darcy: Right, well, thank you. I'm actually with the Mexican Ambassador just at the moment and the Head of Amnesty International and the Under Secretary for Trade and Industry and you're on speakerphone.
Bridget Jones: Oh, right. [/i]

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #34 on: January 18, 2012, 11:29 PM »
Sorry, but I was looking for a quote worth posting.
Castle Season 1 Episode 5
Beckett: That's the difference between a novel and the real world, Castle. A cop doesn't get to decide how the story ends.

Castle Season 2 Episode 15
Castle: Well, the pen is mightier than the sword, but a baseball bat can be pretty effective too. (Regarding a crime scene)

Castle Season 3 Episode 6
Montgomery: An FBI profile was as close as we came to ID-ing a suspect. Feds say he's a white male, 25 to 45 years old,
Castle: [To Beckett] Could be me.
Montgomery: Has a dysfunctional relationship with his mother,
Castle: Still me.
Montgomery: He has a menial, unimportant job.
Beckett: [To Castle] Definitely you.
Castle: Just for that, I base my next book on Esposito.

Castle Season 3 Episode 12
Beckett: [To a suspect who is also a street magician] We need to talk to you about Zalman Drake.
Chuck: Abracadabra. [throws smoke bomb at his feet, vanishes]
Beckett: [Opens the lid of the platform he was standing on, pulls him out] Alakazam, jackass.

For now, this is all. I will post more, not Castle but someone else soon.
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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2012, 03:50 AM »
oooow I love Castle!!!   8)
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Offline jessadia

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2012, 11:05 AM »
"I read it.....in a book."

"I'm White. W-H-I-T.........E."


~White Goodman, Dodgeball


"It's Dodgeball time, Bitch"
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Inigo Montoya: "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Count Rugen: "Stop saying that!"



[Vizzini has just cut the rope The Dread Pirate Roberts is climbing up]
Vizzini: "HE DIDN'T FALL? INCONCEIVABLE."
Inigo Montoya: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. "

~The Princess Bride
 

Offline Gus

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2012, 04:00 PM »
"Where d'you find her ?
- Museum !"
from the series Bones.
 

Offline HiItsSam

Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2012, 06:55 PM »
So....blumouse got my favorite action quote from Die Hard. 

jessadia got Soylent Green and the Princess Bride.

twolafitas got Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!!! ;D ;D ;D

So a couple of quotes:

      "It's only a flesh wound."  The Black Knight - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

       "Hey, careful man, there's a beverage here."  and
       "That rug really tied the room together."  and
       "Hey, nice marmot."  and finally
       "Yeah, well, the Dude abides."  all from The Big Lebowski (1998)

Yep, I'm one of them!!!  hee, hee
 

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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2012, 08:38 PM »
Since I'm too freaking old to quote Supernatural, I unearthed some older ones:

From Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

From Addams Family
"You will meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges"

From Shinning
"Here is Johnny" (Damn, Jack Nicholson is awesome)

From Clerks 2
"I hate everyone and everything seems stupid to me"

From twilight (hey, I'm not that old)
"Life sucks! And then you die...Yeah, I should be so lucky" - Jacob Black
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Re: Favorite Movie/TV Quotes
« Reply #40 on: May 16, 2012, 04:29 AM »

Jax: Don't you get tired of it? Running
Tara: I'm not running. I'm just being realistic, Jax.
Jax: Call it whatever you want. Your life is a series of hit-and-runs. The minute      someone makes you feel uncomfortable, tests your loyalty, little Tara packs her bags and  hits the road. Well, I guess you got what you wanted from me, right? Used me to do your dirty work.
Tara: That's not fair.
Jax: Not fair? You wanna know how many women I've slept with over the last 10 years?
Tara: Don't do this…
Jax: Hundreds! Maybe more, I don't know. I barely see their faces. I married Wendy because I was lonely. Because I got tired of the endless disconnect. It was just a sad time-out. Because when I'm inside someone, there's only one face I see. When you came home, it was like some kind of sign to me. Like my past coming around to give me another shot to do this different; better. And now that chance is running back to Chicago.


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