Unfortunately, his girlfriend broke up with him on that day.
Fortunately, he loves his girlfriend so much that he beg her to take him back.
Unfortunately, she kicks him in nuts and move away
Fortunately, he was able to dodge the kick.
Unfortunately it broke his jaw
Fortunately, he was rushed to the hospital in the nick of time.
Unfortunately he is blind by his right eyes, since the pointed heel went in hid eyes sockets deep.
Fortunately, it was just a temporary blindness that lasted just for a day.
unfortunately he Lost his sanity forever.
Fortunately, it was just a bad dream so he went outside for a quick jog to clear his mind
Unfortunately, a crazy guy went running after him carrying a machine gun.
Fortunately, he was a fast runner and was able to get away from the mad man
Unfortunately, the mad man has friends that was just waiting around the corner.
Fortunately, the man waiting in the corner is his grade school classmate.
Unfortunately he started to shoot like crazy.
Fortunately, it was just a water gun.
Unfortunately it was filled with Acid
Fortunately it ran out and he was arrested by the police