Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

Thats ok as long as they realize they are stuck with me forever! 

Granted but you get bite by a bug your first night and spend the whole time stuck in the room fighting a fever.

I wish I could understand hockey rules

 

What!? Canadian and don't understand hockey rules!?

Granted but as soon as you do you will have to play hockey non stop

I wish that I could be fluent in German without studying

gah, then I dont want to know.

granted but its only dirty words. (future MIL will LOVE you)

I wish I could speak to the dead.

 

Granted but they will haunt you forever

I will I could have superman- like vision

granted but you are now deaf

I wish I could play the guitar

Granted but no one will listen to you play

I wish I could teleport

Granted but every time you do it messes with your body and you end up disfigured

I wish I could win the lottery

Granted but you will have to give it all away

I wish it wasn't so hot here

Dont we all. 

granted but its rains so hard floods the streets

I wish I a famous photographer

granted but you're photos will cause people to have seizures lol

i wish i could hear people's thoughts

granted but none of the thoughts are pleasant

I wish I could set a world record

granted but it will be in barfing

I wish I could get fit without working out

granted but you sleep 20 hours a day

I wish I could move like Jagger

granted but you will look like Stephen Tyler (Aerosmith)

I wish I could go back and forth in time

granted but you suffer migraines whenever you use it that leave you bed ridden for days

I wish I could travel the world for free

Granted but you will get stuck in Somalia

I wish I could be a famous artist

granted but its posthumous  ( I did that to Aqua too)

I wish I could fly to the moon

Granted but you run out of fuel halfway

I wish I was infallible

Granted but everyone will hate you for being perfect

I wish I could be James bond side kick

granted but your name is Pussy Galore and no one takes you seriously.

I wish I could stop telemarketers