Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

That's the last thing I wanna do and my kisses aren't poisonous. 

You do know but I'm an expert. You have more than one wish so be specific. Also,  I refuse to be an accessory to any crime you want to commit   

Granted but you will have to make my wish come true after that.

 

I wish I have super intelligence.

Granted but you will also be super indifferent to everything.

I wish Amazon just went crazy worldwide and gave away stuff for free!

This game looks like fun

Granted but all the stuff Amazon offered for free is now on recall and Amazon goes bankrupt for giving away defective and dangerous products.

I wish to be immortal.

Granted But you have to live in space cast aside from humanity

I wish i can Jump Like a Jumper(The movie)

Granted but you get caught by the government and live the rest of your life as a military experiment.

I wish chocolate didn't make people fat.

Granted it makes them only eat chocolate and they all become anorexic

I wish i To Travel The space and meet new Species

Granted but you find a race of bug/humanoid hybrids who want you to breed with their leader to introduce new genetic material into the population.

I wish animals could talk.

Granted but they don't speak any human language

I wish I could dance!

Granted, but the only dance you can do is an ancient Mayan rain dance and since it pours every time you do, no one will let you dance.

I wish I could time travel to the past and the future.

Granted, but it's the last book you will EVER read.

I wish to be in a team of crime fighting superheros.

So cruel, i want to read more 

Granted But you will be the one who messes up and let the bad guy escapes every time and you are harangued by people and other superhero for that

I wish i can close my eyes and travel to be with the person i want to be with.

Granted but the travelling always knocks you out for a week.

I wish I could temporarily clone myself so that I could rest AND finish my pending work.

Granted But Your Holidays Get Canceled when you board the Transportation

I wish i can be a Pirate

You wish you can what? 

I can be a pirate