Copyrighted to the 'Young Adult Book Club' at Goodreads.

Okay, this is a simple game in which a person posts a wish and the person below would reply a 'corrupt' effect of that wish. Then, that person will post a wish of his/her own and the game will continue so on.

I will start first.

I wish I were a best-selling novelist.

granted but its all useless information.

I wish I could ride a horse

Granted but it would be to hell

I wish I had more weeks of vacation

Granted but you spend those weeks stuck indoors by yourself

I wish I didn't have to eat to survive

Granted but you''ll die halfway

I wish I was a super heroe

Granted but you will be frozen in ice on a cold planet eternally

I wish I were a singer

granted but you wont be able to hear anymore

i wish i had a yacht

granted but you wont be able to hear anymore

i wish i had a yacht

Granted but it will be a toy-sized yacht

I wish I could go to London to watch the Olympics

Granted but you can only control it by sucking it into your body therefore burning yourself to death

I wish I own an island

you're evil 

Granted but an earthquick will ruin you're Island

I whish I was of water

granted but you couldnt hold any shape or form

i wish i could visit another planet

Granted but it will be destroyed by a solar flare as soon as you arrive

I wish i knew martial arts

Granted but then you have to live with Chuck Norris

I wish I had a pool

Eww chuck Norris

Granted but it will be full of piranhas

I wish I could go on a shopping spree

LOL, Chuck Norris is a legend.

Granted but it's only for your cat.

I wish I was assistant to Channing Tatum.

Granted but he will turn into a troll

I wish I own a private plane

Of course he would 

Granted but never get to fly in it

I wish I could meet my PTS favorite person in real life

Granted but you could never go back to Canada

I wish I could go to Brazil