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Offline GG drypen!

SMITE WARS MARCH 2013!! Team Purple Wins!!
« on: February 28, 2013, 05:15 PM »
SMITE WARS MARCH 2013!!! TEAM PURPLE WINS!!!  SMITE WARS MARCH 2013!!!  TEAM PURPLE WINS!!!  SMITE WARS MARCH 2013!!!  TEAM PURPLE WINS!!!  SMITE WARS MARCH 2013!!!  TEAM PURPLE WINS!!! 

Smitecasters:
Drypen
Wott
WE HAVE A WINNER!! Despite some heave duty stumping, bribery, moles, man candy, sob story critters and flat out pleading, Team Purple maintained their lead to win 796 smites to Team Green's 687!!

Thank you to all participants, minions and members who smited, it was a blast! Philo and I are happy we get to keep our gender identities intact.

Thanks to Wott for co-smitecasting with me as well!

Although It's Super Mario, Anams and Melanie didn't make their personal goals I'm sure the'll be better prepared for the next SMITE WARS we are planning on later this year!! So remember folks if you weren't able to smite this time because your posts were too low you have some time to increase your post count!!

ATTENTION:I was going to update again at 5pm but since I had to take the time to get Wott and I a Valium (CAUSE YOU SMITED THE SMITECASTERS! I decided to wait until the competition is over. The smite you wasted on us could have gone to your favorite team? Did you think about that? Well did you? Damn how long does it take for the Valium to work??

Update: Team Purple continues to extend their lead even with Team Green's extensive stumping. There is only 2 hours left in the competition and the questions remain: Will It's Super Mario beat Poprad's all time smite total since she is currently sitting at 115 smites? Will Anams reach the elusive 100 smite goal when she's at 91? Can Team Green pull an upset and defeat Team Purple causing Mods Philo and drypen to switch sex's for the day? These questions to be answered so stay tuned!!

Update: Team Green lost some momentum this last hour despite some heavy stumping. Team Purple again sitting at over 100 more smites than Team Green. With less than 3 hours left to go does Team Green have the minions to come from behind and beat Team Purple? Does It's Super Mario have enough to beat Mod Poprad's all time smite total? Will you all quit smiting the smitecasters??
Suicide Alert: Now Drypen, take it easy.  I think you might have taken too many pills, you're wobbling, no no, lean backwards. Need help here folks. She won't come down unless the Green Team get more votes. SAVE DRYPEN (vote green - forget I said that - we are impartial!!)

Now Listen Up:
To anyone that does not understand Smitecasters are not a member of any Team. I don't need any help at all in this endeavour,  I manage quite well collecting them without being party to a Smite War  ;D. Now, the members of the Green Team however, are an entirely different kettle of fish, they do appear to need all the help they can get. So put your finger to the button and get pressing just do it on the right people. Time's a wasting.... :)

After 10 hours Team Purple is now well ahead of Team Green 441-337!!! Greens have got some catching up to do!!

The gloves are starting to come off...

Breaking News: WOW, Melanie has some friends with generous assets. Umm  I should  say some generous friends with assets. Anyone who hasn't cast their smite might want to rethink. Do we have a crosseyed emoticon on here?

"If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards."  ~ Samuel Johnson  (the latest tactic been played by one of those in the leading team)
pity                       pity                      pity                        pity                          pity

Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.~ Gore Vidal (also being put into practice by one colorful member!)

Fact: The Smitecasters apparell does not have any bearing on which team we support. We are neutral, honest :)

Rumour: After only 1hr 20 mins one team is leading the charge! The other side better bring out the re-inforcements.

Now they are swapping You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login for Military decorations. What will be their next tactics!

SMITE WARS will run through Saturday March 9, 2013 6pm PST!!

Smiters, don't be afraid, smite the team or individual you want to win! They want it. They are asking for it. So give it to them!!! Seriously I couldn't make this up!  :D


RULES:
  • The team with the most smites wins so rally your minions and get them to smite you!
  • Trash talk is allowed but remember we are all family so let's not get too awful towards each other. This is all in good fun!
  • Anyone not on a team is more than welcome, even encouraged to stump for their favorite team. Participants can also stump for themselves and/or their team.
  • Remember smites are not bad, Gremlins are:D

Team Green:SmitesTeam Purple:
Wins!!
Smites
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Click on a Member or Mods name to take you to a post to smite.

NOTE: Some of you don't have the ability to smite yet.
Please feel free to pick a team, trash talk the other team, and/or stump for your team.
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 06:22 PM by drypen »
 

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Offline Melanie

Re: SPAM
« Reply #381 on: March 09, 2013, 02:16 PM »
Listen Guys - We don't just spam you with garbage!!!  We offer you entertainment of a very high order ..... it took me days to persuade my pool boys to do this so please show your appreciation and Go Green and Smite Us !!!!!  :-*









 

Offline Melanie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #382 on: March 09, 2013, 02:17 PM »
Listen Guys - We don't just spam you with garbage!!!  We offer you entertainment of a very high order ..... it took me days to persuade my pool boys to do this so please show your appreciation and Go Green and Smite Us !!!!!  :-*









 
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Re: SPAM
« Reply #383 on: March 09, 2013, 02:20 PM »


All you have to do is click on each of the names below and push the little RED button with a thumbs-down () below the Rating count of these members!

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Thanks so much for your support. :-*

Go, Team Purple!  :great:
 

Offline Melanie

Re: SPAM
« Reply #384 on: March 09, 2013, 02:36 PM »
 

Offline Melanie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #385 on: March 09, 2013, 02:37 PM »
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 02:40 PM by Melanie »
 

Offline Gus

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #386 on: March 09, 2013, 02:48 PM »
GREEN ALL THE WAY !!!!!!
 
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Offline 4myeyesonly

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #387 on: March 09, 2013, 02:58 PM »

If we don't get some smites soon, all our men are going to put their clothes back on and leave. Dont you want to see them half dressed???





You know you want to do it
Please smite us. Just click on the names
and it will take you to a post of theirs were you can smite them
Just click the little red thumbs down button under there name
THANK!!!!!!


 

Offline 4myeyesonly

Re: Smite
« Reply #388 on: March 09, 2013, 03:15 PM »
 

Offline 4myeyesonly

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #389 on: March 09, 2013, 03:17 PM »
 

girliefries

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Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #390 on: March 09, 2013, 03:26 PM »


PLEASE - EVERYONE

I WANT TO BEAT POP'S SMITE RECORD AND WITH YOUR HELP - I CAN !!!

 
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Offline Gus

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #391 on: March 09, 2013, 03:31 PM »
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PLEASE - EVERYONE

I WANT TO BEAT POP'S SMITE RECORD AND WITH YOUR HELP - I CAN !!!


 :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck:No way !!!!   :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck: :luck:


People, you should really smite GREEN, not purple. Green is good, green is healthy, green is for you.
 
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Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #392 on: March 09, 2013, 03:51 PM »





 

Offline Melanie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #393 on: March 09, 2013, 03:56 PM »
Hi Y'all, thank you for all your support so far!!!!  Those people who smitted us by mistake yesterday, please try and smite us again - it may allow it!!!!

For all those who have refused to smite me and the team collectively or individually I offer you these reasons to change your mind ......

If You have ever cursed and/or almost had a nervous breakdown because of the search function - then smite me or us!!

If You hate me or us - then smite me or us!!

If You love me or us - then smite me or us!!

If You drink Tea or Coffee in the morning - then smite me or us!!

If You drink Alcohol whenever!!!! - then smite me or us!!!!

If You abstain from heady liquor - then smite me or us!!!

If You are on a diet - then smite me or us!!!

If You eat whatever, whenever - then smite me or us!!!

If You're married - then smite me or us!!

If You're single *lucky you* - then smite me or us!!

If You are tired *just like me* - then smite me or us!!

If You love PTS - then smite me or us!!

If You loved the Hottie Pics - then smite me or us!!

If You loved the Cutie Critters - then smite me or us!!

Have Kids - then you need to smite someone - why not me or us!!

Hate your Boss - then smite me or us!!

Hate everyone - then smite me or us!!

Love the world *see a psychiatrist but first* - smite me or us!!!

Sick to death of seeing my name in your notifications - then smite me or us!!!

Have ever laughed with us or enjoyed our joking around - then smite me or us!!!

By the way I think you get the picture now ..... I/WE need your smites and we don't care how we get them.  Please don't feel bad about smiting us - just feel a bit lousy if you don't because we will be disappointed.   Not in you but ourselves for not trying hard enough.

Anyway beautiful people .... for those who want them, my pool boys will make another appearance later *tsk* they are loving the glory!!!  There will be no living with them after today's adulation!!!!!

Thank you for your support so far and if you can find it in your hearts and conscience to smite - then please feel free and smite Me or Us !!!!


 :-* :-* :-* :-*
« Last Edit: March 09, 2013, 05:47 PM by Melanie »
 

Offline Melanie

Re: SPAM
« Reply #394 on: March 09, 2013, 03:58 PM »
Hi Y'all, thank you for all your support so far!!!!  Those people who smitted us by mistake yesterday, please try and smite us again - it may allow it!!!!

For all those who have refused to smite me and the team collectively or individually I offer you these reasons to change your mind ......

If You have ever cursed and/or almost had a nervous breakdown because of the search function - then smite me or us!!

If You hate me or us - then smite me or us!!

If You love me or us - then smite me or us!!

If You drink Tea or Coffee in the morning - then smite me or us!!

If You drink Alcohol whenever!!!! - then smite me or us!!!!

If You abstain from heady liquor - then smite me or us!!!

If You are on a diet - then smite me or us!!!

If You eat whatever, whenever - then smite me or us!!!

If You're married - then smite me or us!!

If You're single *lucky you* - then smite me or us!!

If You are tired *just like me* - then smite me or us!!

If You love PTS - then smite me or us!!

If You loved the Hottie Pics - then smite me or us!!

If You loved the Cutie Critters - then smite me or us!!

Have Kids - then you need to smite someone - why not me or us!!

Hate your Boss - then smite me or us!!

Hate everyone - then smite me or us!!

Love the world *see a psychiatrist but first* - smite me or us!!!

Downloaded a book I have posted - then smite me or us!!

Sick to death of seeing my name in your notifications - then smite me or us!!!

Have ever laughed with us or enjoyed our joking around - then smite me or us!!!

By the way I think you get the picture now ..... I/WE need your smites and we don't care how we get them.  Please don't feel bad about smiting us - just feel a bit lousy if you don't because we will be disappointed.   Not in you but ourselves for not trying hard enough.

Anyway beautiful people .... for those who want them, my pool boys will make another appearance later *tsk* they are loving the glory!!!  There will be no living with them after today's adulation!!!!!

Thank you for your support so far and if you can find it in your hearts and conscience to smite - then please feel free and smite Me or Us !!!!


 :-* :-* :-* :-*
 

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Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #395 on: March 09, 2013, 04:18 PM »





 
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Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #396 on: March 09, 2013, 04:22 PM »
Off topic I think everyone is just so tired now I'm off to sleep see you are later
 

Offline Melanie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #397 on: March 09, 2013, 04:23 PM »
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Really Bookie, put those pictures away!!!!

Shouldn't they be in bed by now ..... I mean are they actually over 12 yrs old  :o

Pfft!!!  Be careful before you get done for some crime against minors  :D :D :D


 :-* :-* :-*
 

Offline Melanie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #398 on: March 09, 2013, 04:25 PM »
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I second that....Continue to vote green.....

Thank you Oh Sister Gorgeous Green Goddess!!!!  :-* :-* :-*
 

Offline Gwennie

Re: SMITE WARS MARCH 2013 VERSION!!
« Reply #399 on: March 09, 2013, 04:30 PM »
Ok people, I've already smite you guys but please stop sending me tons of PMs. Good luck to whoever wins.  :-*
Late nights, good books, hot chocolate, nice dreams...
 
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Offline 4myeyesonly

Re: Smite
« Reply #400 on: March 09, 2013, 04:57 PM »
 
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