Smitecasters: Drypen Wott WE HAVE A WINNER!! Despite some heave duty stumping, bribery, moles, man candy, sob story critters and flat out pleading, Team Purple maintained their lead to win 796 smites to Team Green's 687!! Thank you to all participants, minions and members who smited, it was a blast! Philo and I are happy we get to keep our gender identities intact. Thanks to Wott for co-smitecasting with me as well! Although It's Super Mario, Anams and Melanie didn't make their personal goals I'm sure the'll be better prepared for the next SMITE WARS we are planning on later this year!! So remember folks if you weren't able to smite this time because your posts were too low you have some time to increase your post count!! ATTENTION:I was going to update again at 5pm but since I had to take the time to get Wott and I a Valium (CAUSE YOU SMITED THE SMITECASTERS! I decided to wait until the competition is over. The smite you wasted on us could have gone to your favorite team? Did you think about that? Well did you? Damn how long does it take for the Valium to work?? Update: Team Purple continues to extend their lead even with Team Green's extensive stumping. There is only 2 hours left in the competition and the questions remain: Will It's Super Mario beat Poprad's all time smite total since she is currently sitting at 115 smites? Will Anams reach the elusive 100 smite goal when she's at 91? Can Team Green pull an upset and defeat Team Purple causing Mods Philo and drypen to switch sex's for the day? These questions to be answered so stay tuned!! Update: Team Green lost some momentum this last hour despite some heavy stumping. Team Purple again sitting at over 100 more smites than Team Green. With less than 3 hours left to go does Team Green have the minions to come from behind and beat Team Purple? Does It's Super Mario have enough to beat Mod Poprad's all time smite total? Will you all quit smiting the smitecasters?? Suicide Alert: Now Drypen, take it easy.  I think you might have taken too many pills, you're wobbling, no no, lean backwards. Need help here folks. She won't come down unless the Green Team get more votes. SAVE DRYPEN (vote green - forget I said that - we are impartial!!) Now Listen Up: To anyone that does not understand Smitecasters are not a member of any Team. I don't need any help at all in this endeavour,  I manage quite well collecting them without being party to a Smite War  . Now, the members of the Green Team however, are an entirely different kettle of fish, they do appear to need all the help they can get. So put your finger to the button and get pressing just do it on the right people. Time's a wasting.... After 10 hours Team Purple is now well ahead of Team Green 441-337!!! Greens have got some catching up to do!! The gloves are starting to come off... Breaking News: WOW, Melanie has some friends with generous assets. Umm  I should  say some generous friends with assets. Anyone who hasn't cast their smite might want to rethink. Do we have a crosseyed emoticon on here? "If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards."  ~ Samuel Johnson  (the latest tactic been played by one of those in the leading team) pity                       pity                      pity                        pity                          pity Our form of democracy is bribery, on the highest scale.~ Gore Vidal (also being put into practice by one colorful member!) Fact: The Smitecasters apparell does not have any bearing on which team we support. We are neutral, honest Rumour: After only 1hr 20 mins one team is leading the charge! The other side better bring out the re-inforcements. Now they are swapping You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login for Military decorations. What will be their next tactics!

SMITE WARS will run through Saturday March 9, 2013 6pm PST!!

Smiters, don't be afraid, smite the team or individual you want to win! They want it. They are asking for it. So give it to them!!! Seriously I couldn't make this up! 

• The team with the most smites wins so rally your minions and get them to smite you!
• Trash talk is allowed but remember we are all family so let's not get too awful towards each other. This is all in good fun!
• Anyone not on a team is more than welcome, even encouraged to stump for their favorite team. Participants can also stump for themselves and/or their team.
• Remember smites are not bad, Gremlins are. 

I'll make you a deal!! If you'll send a big box of flying squirels to the green team...I'll send you a team of Cat Nun Nurses with a ton of that mystery solution from New^17 York! That stuff can fix anything! Well except for the Face of Boe I guess. 

As old as Boe was, I don't think he minded leaving.  Jack had a LOT of fun while living and dying.

And I take it YOU are not the Green team?   
Dog too?

Wait, Love's Green?
Squirrels and dog on the way.

I'll admit that's what I did when I was not a combatant.  I won't hold it against you as long as you spread the love equally.  Although if you wanted to love me a little more equally than the others, that would be ok, too.

sing me in, i will try and keep it together.

I think this is one of those life lessons - don't get in a line unless you know what it's for.

I think this is one of those life lessons - don't get in a line unless you know what it's for.

To me its Friday already you can start!! smite me!
What ? you thought i would play fair?