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ADULT ONLY DISCUSSION HERE SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO WAIT! DON'T LOOK IF YOU'RE EASILY OFFENDED :18only: :18only: :18only: :18only:

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Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice  :-*

Because we know drypen's watching  :googlyeyes:

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Offline ficfangirl

Re: Twific discussion and recommendations ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY
« Reply #4341 on: January 02, 2013, 08:10 PM »
I'm amazed!  You can't use the French or American word for a 3 for all, but you can use the c words for male and female genitalia and call someone a whore...interesting filters.  :-X

Demaris - You do realize that people can still read through the stricken out words, right?   :D :D :D
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« Reply #4342 on: January 02, 2013, 08:11 PM »
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I'm amazed!  You can't use the French word for NOT ALLOWED, but you can use the c words for male and female genitalia and call someone a whore...interesting filters.  :-X

Demaris - You do realize that people can still read through the stricken out words, right?   :D :D :D

Really? I didn't know that. I just assumed based on the little novella
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« Reply #4343 on: January 02, 2013, 08:12 PM »
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So have I

On Jan 3rd you have a picture of the most beautiful cock I have ever seen, it's exiting a pair of jeans and wow!....Sorry people but I just had to share...

Woops!  Wrong thread!!!

Bwhahahaha



 

Offline DeDe's Over It.

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« Reply #4344 on: January 02, 2013, 08:17 PM »
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I'm amazed!  You can't use the French or American word for a 3 for all, but you can use the c words for male and female genitalia and call someone a whore...interesting filters.  :-X

Demaris - You do realize that people can still read through the stricken out words, right?   :D :D :D

 :D :D I know, but I thought at least if Drypen comes around she'll see I tired! You can use the "see you next tuesday" word?! Really?
 

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« Reply #4345 on: January 02, 2013, 08:18 PM »
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She's just a b1tch. She's got the biggest chip on her shoulder and thinks everyone is out to get her. Me, I wish she would move out of her parents house, tell her boyfriend to get a divorce or move on and stop giving my inlaws shit for everything because they breathed wrong. I just hate her, I can usually tolerate, but this... no effing way.

Is the universe conspiring against us? i too have SiL problems. Being the youngest of 5 kids, my only sister is our eldest and is 13 yrs older than me (she is rapidly adopting the mentality of my mom and aged aunts), i am surprised to be the one trying to keep the peace. Big sis got into a shouting match with my SiL and my bro last october. Thankfully, my bro and sis have patched up, though it is awkard at times, but my SiL hasn't shown her face since, not even through Christmas and New Year (us 4 sibs and family have weekly Sunday lunch at my mom's who lives with my sis, our middle bro lives in SanFo).

She is a housewife and has a chip on her shoulder. everything she sees, she complains about. no celeb looks good or she always finds fault in them, no one can make a good meal or bake a cake better than her. what a pain. Am just sad that my mom is 84 yet she still has to experience this and cause undue worry that we will break out into WW3 once she is gone...

Hang in there savana, its hard to keep our temper but we need to make sure the kids don't see it. rip a new one into her when you're alone  :P
 

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« Reply #4346 on: January 02, 2013, 08:19 PM »
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:D :D I know, but I thought at least if Drypen comes around she'll see I tired! You can use the "see you next tuesday" word?! Really?

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I guess now we know where the blue part of her name comes from.   :)
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« Reply #4347 on: January 02, 2013, 08:21 PM »
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:D :D I know, but I thought at least if Drypen comes around she'll see I tired! You can use the "see you next tuesday" word?! Really?

Are you 'tired' or did you 'tried' again? *giggles*
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« Reply #4348 on: January 02, 2013, 08:24 PM »
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I guess now we know where the blue part of her name comes from.   :)

I legit hate that word, but this chick is soooo fits it.
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« Reply #4349 on: January 02, 2013, 08:24 PM »
I have one sister-in-law that I like, one former sister-in-law that I like but don't like the way she treated my brother, and the woman who is married to my husband's brother who makes me grind my teeth.  She always wants to give me "advice" whether I want it or not.  The last straw was when she tried to undermine my authority with my daughter by advising her how to get around an action plan my daughter and I were working on.  I was livid.  Luckily, she lives in another state and I only have to see her about once a year.  Arrrgh!  I love my brother-in-law and his children, though.  To see them, I have to put up with her.
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« Reply #4350 on: January 02, 2013, 08:25 PM »
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On Jan 3rd you have a picture of the most beautiful cock I have ever seen, it's exiting a pair of jeans and wow!....Sorry people but I just had to share...

Woops!  Wrong thread!!!


yes, I think I used the words purrfuck form.
 

Offline laurendeplume

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« Reply #4351 on: January 02, 2013, 08:25 PM »
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His name was Henrick, my parents live in Switzerland, he's Swiss-German. But really, what's up with my mother that she thought "This would be a great match for my daughter"?! I couldn't get back to London fast enough once Christmas was over....Same mother by the way that snoops in all my shite!
Even better.. can just imagine you eating some fondue together Lady and the Tramp style.

If you think you all have family issues, you should check out a lovely show we have here in the UK called Jeremy Kyle on youtube. It's so trashy!
 

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« Reply #4352 on: January 02, 2013, 08:31 PM »
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Is the universe conspiring against us? i too have SiL problems. Being the youngest of 5 kids, my only sister is our eldest and is 13 yrs older than me (she is rapidly adopting the mentality of my mom and aged aunts), i am surprised to be the one trying to keep the peace. Big sis got into a shouting match with my SiL and my bro last october. Thankfully, my bro and sis have patched up, though it is awkard at times, but my SiL hasn't shown her face since, not even through Christmas and New Year (us 4 sibs and family have weekly Sunday lunch at my mom's who lives with my sis, our middle bro lives in SanFo).

She is a housewife and has a chip on her shoulder. everything she sees, she complains about. no celeb looks good or she always finds fault in them, no one can make a good meal or bake a cake better than her. what a pain. Am just sad that my mom is 84 yet she still has to experience this and cause undue worry that we will break out into WW3 once she is gone...

Hang in there savana, its hard to keep our temper but we need to make sure the kids don't see it. rip a new one into her when you're alone  :P

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I have one sister-in-law that I like, one former sister-in-law that I like but don't like the way she treated my brother, and the woman who is married to my husband's brother who makes me grind my teeth.  She always wants to give me "advice" whether I want it or not.  The last straw was when she tried to undermine my authority with my daughter by advising her how to get around an action plan my daughter and I were working on.  I was livid.  Luckily, she lives in another state and I only have to see her about once a year.  Arrrgh!  I love my brother-in-law and his children, though.  To see them, I have to put up with her.

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Nope. She's a NOT ALLOWED... I hate that word but it suits her perfectly. She doesn't care. She also flipped out on her dad, at another party because he was telling someone about the stones they were putting on the driveway. Such a whore!

Oh!  I see what you mean! You can use the C U N T word... :D I'm with you Savana, I hate that word but sometime it's the only cap that fits.

Hmmm? I'm thinking... There may be an unbalance in the Force, young padawans...We are spending so much time with our online family that it is throwing spanners into our RL families...Though I can assure you, my mother was crazy well before I discovered PTS.

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yes, I think I used the words purrfuck form.

RD, that thing of beauty should be exhibited at MoMa or The Tate...I mean m'Jesus, I forgot to breathe!..

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Even better.. can just imagine you eating some fondue together Lady and the Tramp style.

If you think you all have family issues, you should check out a lovely show we have here in the UK called Jeremy Kyle on youtube. It's so trashy!

I think the UK adopted that format of TV from our American cousins  :D :D I doubt we'll be showing them any surprises  :D
 

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« Reply #4353 on: January 02, 2013, 08:32 PM »
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Even better.. can just imagine you eating some fondue together Lady and the Tramp style.

If you think you all have family issues, you should check out a lovely show we have here in the UK called Jeremy Kyle on youtube. It's so trashy!

They're European... Italian and Greek so they think this is normal. No way. I hate this shit. And to them, I'm Canadian  :sign0023: :sign0023: :sign0023: :sign0023: :sign0023:

They can bite my ass. I have enough issues with my FiL always putting his 2 cents in about everything.
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Offline laurendeplume

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« Reply #4354 on: January 02, 2013, 08:50 PM »
It's ok, savana. Rob is here to make it all better.

 
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« Reply #4355 on: January 03, 2013, 12:02 AM »
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I bookmarked your tumblr.

I have it bookmarked on my laptop and my phone!

Can someone smell stalker???
 

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« Reply #4356 on: January 03, 2013, 02:03 AM »
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Currently giggling my head off at You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login and someone on my trashy gossip site commenting on a post about her with: "She is what I think Dementors look like". Has anyone seen the new interview she's done? She tries so hard.

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« Reply #4357 on: January 03, 2013, 02:06 AM »
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If any of you ever want a laugh, search 'robsten' on tumblr. These people are crazy!
Though it did lead to me finding this:


That jaw..  >:D

Never has a beenie looked so good!
 

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« Reply #4358 on: January 03, 2013, 02:08 AM »
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Completely off topic, but I so need to vent... >:(

I dropped my kidlets off at the inlaws and got in a huge fight with my SiL about their birthday. She and her married boyfriend said I hung up on her.

The bitch called to see what time lunch was at and who was invited. I told her that I just told her parents and I don't know what time they were coming so she should ask them. Well apparently she needed a special invite (they live in the same goddamn house) and that I disrespected her by not personally inviting her  >:( >:( >:(

I don't think that because she's a bitch and just plain nasty to her parents that I should be told I'm disrespecting her.  :021: :021:

Fcuk, I need a drink or some good "I want to punch you" reading.

Sorry :(

Family sucks.

Grey Goose helps.

One week until I'm back in my own house.

My poor liver.

'Nuff said.
 

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« Reply #4359 on: January 03, 2013, 02:11 AM »
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Did I mention that while I was home my mother invited her neighbour's 50 year old son to dinner in order to fix me up? He had a monk's hair style (you know, bald in the middle, hair round the sides) wore a plaid jacket and a pair of burgundy velvety trousers. He liked to travel to Zurich airport to...Christ! the words are stuck in my head, I can barely utter/write them, plane spot (in other words he notes their comings and goings and takes down their markings, or something...) and the last time he dated he was 40 which is still older than I am now!

Bahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!

Hang on...what's his number???

Seriously.

Frustrated spinster here!!!
 

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« Reply #4360 on: January 03, 2013, 02:24 AM »
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Is it funny that I love all my SiL's?  Even the one ex-SiL.  Though I totally understand my brother divorcing her (she left him to "find herself" and meet other men) They were together since they were about 14, so I kind of got it.  Just a stupid way to do it.

Now, my BiL's? Yeah, not so much....

I have one SIL - she's pretty cool. We talk dirty books and share pictures of hot men.

She can be a little Princess Precious, and when she is, it's my baby brother she's dicking around so that shit don't fly, but she's getting better as she gets older (her parents are the world's oldest children and they have screwed her around a bit).

My brothers-in-law. OMG. WTF are my sisters thinking? Sister 1 is onto Hubs #3 - using Darwin's Theory of Evolution, she might get it right by Hubs #32. Sister 2 is married to the world's biggest wanker (literally and figuratively). Sister #3 divorced her husband after 7 months and has ploughed through every f-wit left in Australia and now moved to London where she has a 26 yo toy boy (she is 35) and they spend their time acting like 16 year olds.

And you wonder why I am single? It's a wonder I'm not "Lebanese"!

Hang on, I am...but only with Demaris!!!
 

 

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