Author Topic: Twific discussion and recommendations Part Four- ADULT ONLY - OVER 18 ONLY (Read 1267887 times)

Ellachanted · « **on:** June 13, 2013, 09:16 PM »

Thread #4 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW!

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general. But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement.

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #201 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:10 AM »

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Only doing fics that have been asked for by name. Trying to do the ones that have been described but not identified would be a nightmare. That is one project I'm going to pass on.

If anyone can handle it, you can!

Try this:

Hi! I have never posted here, but I need 72 fics right now! They all have Edward and he meets Bella, and I think Edward has a sister and Edward is really sexy and that's all I remember except Bella wears a blue dress and has tiny hands.

I posted this on every board 60 seconds ago and no one has responded!

ficfangirl · « **Reply #202 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:16 AM »

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If anyone can handle it, you can!

Try this:

Hi! I have never posted here, but I need 72 fics right now! They all have Edward and he meets Bella, and I think Edward has a sister and Edward is really sexy and that's all I remember except Bella wears a blue dress and has tiny hands.

I posted this on every board 60 seconds ago and no one has responded!

I'm having trouble laughing at this because...Well, you know...It's a little too close to some of the request posts.

Astro2009 · « **Reply #203 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:26 AM »

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Goodmorning! (It is morning here... )

And now I'm off to watching the brand new True Blood episode. Let's hope for some naked-Eric time...

Good morning! It's after 6pm here and I've just gotten home from work and grabbing some dinner before I do my next shift at home.

True Blood aired here at 3:30 this afternoon - just as the kids are getting home from school! I recorded it, but have 100 report cards to proof read tonight, as well as all my own to write, so probably won't get the chance to watch it until this weekend.

NO SPOILERS!!!

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Astro2009 · « **Reply #204 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:29 AM »

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I'm having trouble laughing at this because...Well, you know...It's a little too close to some of the request posts.

At least mine wasn't riddled with SPaG errors that needed translating as well!

I admire how patient you are every time I see you respond to a request like this.

aLmOsT_nOrMaL · « **Reply #205 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:34 AM »

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NO SPOILERS!!!

Then maybe you should stay away from Tumblr. And Twitter. And maybe even Facebook

Astro2009 · « **Reply #206 on:** June 17, 2013, 01:40 AM »

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Then maybe you should stay away from Tumblr. And Twitter. And maybe even Facebook

Yes ma'am!

Burying my head in the sand now - and in a mountain of report cards!

I'll be back later in the week - if I survive this week!

Booked · « **Reply #207 on:** June 17, 2013, 03:27 AM »

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I'm having trouble laughing at this because...Well, you know...It's a little too close to some of the request posts.

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At least mine wasn't riddled with SPaG errors that needed translating as well!

I admire how patient you are every time I see you respond to a request like this.

No truer words have been spoken. You are a saint, ficfangirl! This is why I only ever lurk in the 152 thread...i make a quick drive by there so I only see the links or attachments and the comments if it was complete or not. Otherwise, I will go crazy trying to figure out some of the requests or to recall if I ever read a fic like that before. so rather than go ape shit and worry if that fic is ever found, I don't read the posts from usernames i am unfamiliar with

Keeps me sane!

if I am to relate the 2 threads to real life:
152 thread - work place
Twific discussion - adventureland

As you can tell, i would rather play than work

lucylu0508 · « **Reply #208 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:16 AM »

I started a Canon fic yesterday and actually think I will be finishing this one! It's AH and I really like it so far

Higher » reviews
Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 3250 - Updated: 6-15-13 - Published: 5-1-13 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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Now...I actually pulled it from TWCS because I *think* she edits all her fics on ffn. I'll link it but a lot of times twcs links go to the main page vs to the fic when I post them

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Anyways, obviously from the summary it takes place in 1994....which is all kinds of awesome as I was a teenager then so I remember all this and can relate....shes doing a great job with it

keypad · « **Reply #209 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:30 AM »

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I started a Canon fic yesterday and actually think I will be finishing this one! It's AH and I really like it so far

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Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 167,007 - Reviews: 3250 - Updated: 6-15-13 - Published: 5-1-13 - Bella & Edward - Complete
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Now...I actually pulled it from TWCS because I *think* she edits all her fics on ffn. I'll link it but a lot of times twcs links go to the main page vs to the fic when I post them

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Anyways, obviously from the summary it takes place in 1994....which is all kinds of awesome as I was a teenager then so I remember all this and can relate....shes doing a great job with it

Sounds good! Please post back and let us know what you thought of it.

Ellachanted · « **Reply #210 on:** June 17, 2013, 06:31 AM »

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If anyone can handle it, you can!

Try this:

Hi! I have never posted here, but I need 72 fics right now! They all have Edward and he meets Bella, and I think Edward has a sister and Edward is really sexy and that's all I remember except Bella wears a blue dress and has tiny hands.

I posted this on every board 60 seconds ago and no one has responded!

WAIT! I know that one! Let me get you the link! You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login

laurendeplume · « **Reply #211 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:46 AM »

Hi ladies! I still miss you all

I'm not sure how many (if any) of you are reading my current WIP Dear Bella (You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login) but it's been nominated for Fic of the Week over at You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Voting for me, if you're so inclined of course, would be much appreciated

On a side note, I've recently fallen into the murky world of Mail Order Bride books. I don't know why, and I'd never admit it to anyone other than you lot, but I can't get enough of them. I think this is even more embarrassing than reading twific

Loopy · « **Reply #212 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:50 AM »

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Ouch! She needs to bring you ice for your nose & wait on you for that.

I agree but not likely to happen as she's gone back to being her normal self today - you can tell she ain't catholic like me, I would still be wallowing in guilt for the next year.

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that must have been a nasty fall! Good thing you only broke your nose and nothing else

hope you get well soon!

Thank you hun - it's not the first time I've done this and I have the Jewish nose from Dad's side of the family, so I think that explains why I keep breaking it, as it sticks out more than my boobs.

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Of course you were hun! If its not in a cell then it has to be a hospital. You work so hard to retain your title that maybe we can talk Mr.A into giving you the title early so your brain and body can stop competing. That way you might enjoy a few accident free months if you know the title is yours!

Hey, maybe Booked will track your progress with a spreadsheet and compare it with whoever else is in the running. That way you can pace yourself!

............... Until you fall down the stairs after tripping on your teenage daughters boots.[/color]

That's the official quote - REALLY!!

Lol, it's true!!

My Mum thinks I did falling out

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I promise you - I'm just very clumsy, I would make a great Bella.

'm pretty sure there is no-one else in the running for that title as no-one else is stupid enough to think that stairs are to be fallen down, doors are to be walked into etc.

Loopy · « **Reply #213 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:50 AM »

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It's not even 8 am here, already at the office, but damn! I want to lick those two veins and follow it down....

I read this post earlier in the doctor surgery - my poor iPad ended up being covered in water and the other people in the waiting weree just giving me that "I knew she was mental look!"

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Look up - keep your eyes above the neck! LOL!

I'm thinking this is a good way of getting even for all those guys that stare at our chests instead fo our faces.

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Alas, i have no right to seek revenge. "A" cups, remember?

Will just seek revenge on behalf of all the women whose lovely breasts were rudely stared at.
see, am doing it for a noble cause

Well as I'm like Booked a member of the "Little Bitty Titty Committee" (no offence, hun) I will stare on all you bigger breasted lovelies behalf instead.

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We should thank Loopy for extending our lives. My logic is if its good for the goose, its good for the gander! Keep looking ladies!! At this rate I'm gonna live forevaaaaaaa!
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If that's the case - I'm never gonna die as just in the space of a couple of hours I was nearly wetting my pants with excitement as there are plenty of hotties out topless today, including my neighbours 19 year old son who has been mowing the lawn!!

Loopy · « **Reply #214 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:53 AM »

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Goodmorning! (It is morning here... )
And now I'm off to watching the brand new True Blood episode. Let's hope for some naked-Eric time...

TB doesn't start until September (I think) over here in the UK, but I did watch it on-line today *sigh*
Almost hun - step away from my hubby #1 or we'll be having words as everyone Alex Skarsgard is mine.

Loopy · « **Reply #215 on:** June 17, 2013, 08:56 AM »

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Hi ladies! I still miss you all I'm not sure how many (if any) of you are reading my current WIP Dear Bella (You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login) but it's been nominated for Fic of the Week over at You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Voting for me, if you're so inclined of course, would be much appreciated

On a side note, I've recently fallen into the murky world of Mail Order Bride books. I don't know why, and I'd never admit it to anyone other than you lot, but I can't get enough of them. I think this is even more embarrassing than reading twific

Congrats on your fic getting nominated hun.

As for the Mail Order Bride books - it's never been something I've been able to get into.
But it's a good thing that you can admit to it as that's always the first step to curing an addiction.

lamelurker · « **Reply #216 on:** June 17, 2013, 09:10 AM »

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Hi ladies! I still miss you all I'm not sure how many (if any) of you are reading my current WIP Dear Bella (You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login) but it's been nominated for Fic of the Week over at You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Voting for me, if you're so inclined of course, would be much appreciated

On a side note, I've recently fallen into the murky world of Mail Order Bride books. I don't know why, and I'd never admit it to anyone other than you lot, but I can't get enough of them. I think this is even more embarrassing than reading twific

Congratulations on the nom!

Which author or book of MOB books would you rec for a newbie? I'd be curious for something historical. (I really loved Lady Gwynedd's fanfic, and it's piqued my curiosity.)

laurendeplume · « **Reply #217 on:** June 17, 2013, 09:36 AM »

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Congratulations on the nom!

Which author or book of MOB books would you rec for a newbie? I'd be curious for something historical. (I really loved Lady Gwynedd's fanfic, and it's piqued my curiosity.)

Thanks!

There's a few decent fanfictions on MOBs, if you search on FFn. As for books, I'll PM you a few links of ones I've liked

Ellachanted · « **Reply #218 on:** June 17, 2013, 11:22 AM »

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My Mum thinks I did falling out
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I promise you - I'm just very clumsy, I would make a great Bella.
'm pretty sure there is no-one else in the running for that title as no-one else is stupid enough to think that stairs are to be fallen down, doors are to be walked into etc.

Does it help to know I regularly run into doors, open cupboards into my face and slam into the post on our four poster bed? I also trip over my feet and land on my poor knee a lot. And sometimes my butt.

Fortunately? my face doesn't bruise. But I find bruises all over that I can't remember where I got them. Bad memory mixing with easily bruised body parts where it shows up 2 days after the event. Sigh. Not good.

Though, except for the bed post - that's because it's dark - I don't have very good depth perception. And a wobbly ankle. It accounts for a lot of it.

Chilibabe · « **Reply #219 on:** June 17, 2013, 12:44 PM »

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Hi ladies! I still miss you all I'm not sure how many (if any) of you are reading my current WIP Dear Bella (You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login) but it's been nominated for Fic of the Week over at You are not allowed to view links. Register or Login Voting for me, if you're so inclined of course, would be much appreciated

On a side note, I've recently fallen into the murky world of Mail Order Bride books. I don't know why, and I'd never admit it to anyone other than you lot, but I can't get enough of them. I think this is even more embarrassing than reading twific

Going to vote today for you!

And I love to read MOB books

, they remind me of my childhood when I was obsessed with Laura Ingalls

PM me your favourites!

And I wanted to ask you Ladies something.
Do you know of any fics where Edward offers Bella money for "intimate relations" and she refuses?
I'd love to read that!

And have you read "Stitches and Scars" by Bittenev? How much angst do I have to look forward and is it HEA?
(I made a random TBR list and chose blind atm)

Loopy · « **Reply #220 on:** June 17, 2013, 12:49 PM »

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Does it help to know I regularly run into doors, open cupboards into my face and slam into the post on our four poster bed? I also trip over my feet and land on my poor knee a lot. And sometimes my butt.

Fortunately? my face doesn't bruise. But I find bruises all over that I can't remember where I got them. Bad memory mixing with easily bruised body parts where it shows up 2 days after the event. Sigh. Not good.

Though, except for the bed post - that's because it's dark - I don't have very good depth perception. And a wobbly ankle. It accounts for a lot of it.

I'm glad I'm not alone in the whole walking into door thing.

I think I might have to steal your reason as an excuse the next time I end up in the hospital, coz we all know it's gonna happen again sooner rather than later.

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