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Thread #7 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

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This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

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Couple of suggestions on the spammer.  First, DO NOT THANK the spammer.  I cannot believe the spammer has received 2 thank yous.

Second, if you have karma buttons (that's the green thumbs up button and the red thumbs down button), then push the red thumbs down button on the spammer's post.  You can only do this once in any 24 hour period, but a big negative rating could help in getting the person banned.

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That is too funny!!!!  Why are you apologizing?  You've got a life - unlike the spammer who graced us with his presence.  I take it he hasn't been back since you sent him the pics?
LOL!  I had my auto correct working so well. Then I updated the phone. Now it does weird things. Especially when I backspace.

He sent one more.  I basically said we would not judge his love of half naked men.  I mean, why else would he post just on this thread?   :D :D
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Couple of suggestions on the spammer.  First, DO NOT THANK the spammer.  I cannot believe the spammer has received 2 thank yous.

Second, if you have karma buttons (that's the green thumbs up button and the red thumbs down button), then push the red thumbs down button on the spammer's post.  You can only do this once in any 24 hour period, but a big negative rating could help in getting the person banned.
Sigh.....that could be me.  Deleting posts on my stupid phone can be a pain. The page moves as I am going to hit the button.  But I will try to hit the thumbs down before I delete the next time.  :)
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Couple of suggestions on the spammer.  First, DO NOT THANK the spammer.  I cannot believe the spammer has received 2 thank yous.

Second, if you have karma buttons (that's the green thumbs up button and the red thumbs down button), then push the red thumbs down button on the spammer's post.  You can only do this once in any 24 hour period, but a big negative rating could help in getting the person banned.



Sorry FFG, one of the thank you's was me. I clicked it before I had read the post.  :azn:  I have been watching better to make sure I don't do it again though.  :grin:
 
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The ads are sometimes so funny.

First an ad for Luck Spells. I didn't click. So then it changed to Love spells. Now it's dating sites. At least this one specifies single people. I always laugh at the ads and emails I get from eharmony, a supposedly Christian dating site who never says in the ad that one has to be single. They promise to find my perfect match. I think my husband wouldn't like it too much. :P
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You're so lucky demaris! I like Damian Lewis's work since Band of Brothers. He is cute  :)

Wish i could meet/see some famous people as well. The only ones i've seen were Treat Williams in  NY in 2001, buying some sandwiches at a local deli;  Kevin Pollack in Disneyland CA with his family in 2009 and Jon Voight outside the kodak theatre on the same year. Unfortunately for me, none were hot but are talented actors.  :)

With the job I do and living in London it's not really 'luck'; but you don't understand Booked! The only other person who would have me stuttering on a street is Mr Fassy...If I wasn't 'Mrs Fassy'? I'd be 'Mrs Lewis', having killed the current one, obviously.  I've lusted after Damien even before Mr Fassy...then Shame came out and it was 'game over'!  :D

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Couple of suggestions on the spammer. First, DO NOT THANK the spammer.  I cannot believe the spammer has received 2 thank yous.

Second, if you have karma buttons (that's the green thumbs up button and the red thumbs down button), then push the red thumbs down button on the spammer's post.  You can only do this once in any 24 hour period, but a big negative rating could help in getting the person banned.


I noticed that, that he had 2 'Thank you' and thought  ???  :D :D :D

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I'm guessing he didn't like the Rainbow Pony picture I PM'd him.... Bwahahahahaha

Sorry about that to all of you.  I'm finding it funny at the moment...  Hmmmm.  Should I send him a pic of Edward as a unicorn?  I think I have one somewhere...  :D :D :D :D :D

That picture scarred me for life.... :P

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Couple of suggestions on the spammer.  First, DO NOT THANK the spammer.  I cannot believe the spammer has received 2 thank yous.

Second, if you have karma buttons (that's the green thumbs up button and the red thumbs down button), then push the red thumbs down button on the spammer's post.  You can only do this once in any 24 hour period, but a big negative rating could help in getting the person banned.

Yup, i was the first one to give him a thumbs down. It was satisfying seeing that -1  :)
I was shocked by that 2 thank yous as well and tried to recall how to negate that. Good thing my eyesight, and memory, didn't fail me this time when i saw the green and red buttons.  :P
 
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LINK Mrs. Brownloe (formerly Lady Gwenydd) (FFN)
« Reply #1808 on: March 15, 2015, 09:18 AM »
Just found out that:

Lady Gwenydd is now posting under Mrs. Brownloe
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Re: LINK Mrs. Brownloe (formerly Lady Gwenydd) (FFN)
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Just found out that:

Lady Gwenydd is now posting under Mrs. Brownloe
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Yeah, someone in her RL found out about her writing and caused problems. So she pulled it all. Then a year or so ago she setup the new name and reposted it all.
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That's old news sort of.  I knew she was reposting her fics under another name but she wouldn't say what name because she wanted it kept secret - although if she's reposting I don't know how she could keep it secret.  It has to do with something in her personal life.   She took great pains to leave me a pm on Twilighted a couple of years ago to let me know she was reposting but I wasn't to tell anybody because she didn't want to let anybody know what her new name was.  Since she wasn't reposting on Twilighted and I didn't know what the new name was, there wasn't any need for me to post the info on my thread Do We Know Where This Story Went.   People are so weird.  I'm surprised people haven't discovered it and gotten upset that someone is plagiarizing her under a different name - which is what happened to someone else on Twilighted who simply gave up and pulled the fic altogether.
 
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That's old news sort of.  I knew she was reposting her fics under another name but she wouldn't say what name because she wanted it kept secret - although if she's reposting I don't know how she could keep it secret.  It has to do with something in her personal life.   She took great pains to leave me a pm on Twilighted a couple of years ago to let me know she was reposting but I wasn't to tell anybody because she didn't want to let anybody know what her new name was.  Since she wasn't reposting on Twilighted and I didn't know what the new name was, there wasn't any need for me to post the info on my thread Do We Know Where This Story Went.   People are so weird.  I'm surprised people haven't discovered it and gotten upset that someone is plagiarizing her under a different name - which is what happened to someone else on Twilighted who simply gave up and pulled the fic altogether.
Actually when she first started reposting, someone on FB said it was her.  I know there was a bit of discussion about it.

I know of a few writers who left due to problems with RL people. And I've heard a few left after fans went a little crazy and caused problems.  I always wondered if Twilight attracted the crazies or or whether it is just because the Fandom is so large and the crazies feel safer acting out because of the anonymity of online names.
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Its a little of both Ella.  Way back several years ago - maybe 4 years?  pacpal had a Rob Pattinson fic up on Twilighted called One In A Million that we all loved - she was 3 chapters away from finishing it and she pulled it because someone in RL was causing her problems and was threatening to have her fired.   Why people feel the need to be so controlling over others' lives annoys the hell out of me. It wasn't any of their business.  pacpal has since gotten the last laugh - she published a novel (non-trek related) under Priscilla Glenn called Back to You.  Priscilla was the name of the character in One In A Million but I don't remember the last name.    I just checked on Amazon and she's written two more books since this one.



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Do you mean Homeland?
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I don't think I've seen Life....I will go and have a look! I also have to catch-up with Hilary Mantel's Wolf Hall which was adapted and aired on the BBC and in which he plays Henry VIII...I've had that bloody book on my TBR forever and now it's sequel but they're just so 'intimidating' looking....
The hubby loves Homeland, it is the one show he will watch religiously and gets really pissy if anyone interrupts.  >:D >:D :P :P

Damien was amazing in Wolf Hall, I love anything to do with Henry VIII so that and Damien together was TV heaven.
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You're so lucky demaris! I like Damian Lewis's work since Band of Brothers. He is cute  :)
I loved Band of Brothers (was gonna use the acronym BoB but didn't want peeps to think I was on about vibes  :P :P), I think I'm gonna have to re-watch it again now.  :)
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Sorry about that to all of you.  I'm finding it funny at the moment...  Hmmmm.  Should I send him a pic of Edward as a unicorn?  I think I have one somewhere...  :D :D :D :D :D
You should of done it hun, I'm sure some of us are still having therapy over that pic.  :D :D
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I sent him a pic of unicorn Edward and a couple regular RPattz pic and said I understand that some guys like looking at half naked men which would explain why he is spamming our thread only. I also said we could rec  some M/M stories if that was what he was into.  Because otherwise I can't figure out why he is bothering us. And if he continues to do so, I can send more pictures of butter plugs since he seems to like them. 

It did get him all excited after all.  :D :D  :D :D :D
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Reminds me of a p0rn I watched the other week when I couldn't sleep.  :o :o :P :P
 
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You watched a p0rn with butter plugs? ? ? ?

Isn't that like The Last Tango? *ewww*

Yeah, I may need some help with the M/M pictures. Because if he starts again?  I will send those.   :D :D :D :D
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You watched a p0rn with butter plugs? ? ? ?

Isn't that like The Last Tango? *ewww*

Yeah, I may need some help with the M/M pictures. Because if he starts again?  I will send those.   :D :D :D :D
Well, it included butt plugs used with butter (and syrup, custard and a few other things)  :o :o :D :D

I shouldn't speak to soon but he's been quiet so far today so maybe the pics were enough to scare him away.  :P :P
 
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Well, it included butt plugs used with butter (and syrup, custard and a few other things)  :o :o :D :D

I shouldn't speak to soon but he's been quiet so far today so maybe the pics were enough to scare him away.  :P :P
I'm keeping my fingers crossed.  ;)

Okay, custard? No, no no! The consistency of that would be just awful.  Butter is at least greasy so it is useful. Syrup? Well, it's sweet so licking it off parts might be good. :P
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This conversation is bringing to mind a Rob Pattinson fic I think written by Lattecoug where she used olive oil as part of the plot device.   I went eww and told her I was never using olive oil for anything ever again - especially cooking. 



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This conversation is bringing to mind a Rob Pattinson fic I think written by Lattecoug where she used olive oil as part of the plot device.   I went eww and told her I was never using olive oil for anything ever again - especially cooking. 



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It's funny, I don't have a problem with olive oil per se, I just don't like reading real person fics.  It just seems wrong for some reason.  If it had been Bella and Edward? No problem....  :D :D :D :D

I'm weird, I know.... :NeenerNeener: :omg: :shocked: :D :D :D
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It depends on the Real Person fic.  If its well-written which this one is, its great.  When its a bad fic and written so that it doesn't even resemble Rob and its just for the sex (or whatever) then I have a problem.  and trust me - there are some badly written RP fics out there on Twilighted - I started a few and abandoned them because they are so stupid.  Same thing with Robsten fics.  I was never into Robsten but there are some really good ones (funny in fact - I just wish the author would finish them - even knowing Robsten is no more).   jakeward is finishing her trilogy - she wasn't going to and then decided to go ahead even knowing the final outcome which wasn't originally planned.    and I don't really have a problem with olive oil per se - I think - and this is stupid - there should be two bottles of olive oil - one for the kitchen - for cooking and one for other uses - keep the bottles separate.  There's weird and then there's weird......just different levels.  I admit it - I'm strange.....
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and I don't really have a problem with olive oil per se - I think - and this is stupid - there should be two bottles of olive oil - one for the kitchen - for cooking and one for other uses - keep the bottles separate.  There's weird and then there's weird......just different levels.  I admit it - I'm strange.....
No, this is right.  Sex oil should be separate from cooking oil.  LOL!   :-*
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