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Thread #6 - We are crazy talkers here! Join in the fun!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of our wonderful discussions on Twilight Fanfiction, Books, and Life in general.  But mostly Twilight fanfics... and life stuff that will get me a NOT ALLOWED statement. 

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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LOL! When I say I am the closest to Hollywood,  I meant the town. :D :D :D :D :D

Though I have to say I am not your normal California girl. I can't tan to save my life.  And fake tans don't work so well when you start out whiter than a vampire.  ;)

And the blonde comes from a bottle.  So I don't worry about the need for waxing. I've heard of sugar but isn't it hot too? 
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And the blonde comes from a bottle.  So I don't worry about the need for waxing. I've heard of sugar but isn't it hot too?
A friend of mine ( truly, I´m not talking like if I were that friend) uses fire: she sits and with a lighter goes passing it lightly along her legs and bikini area( :-\) and pats away quickly if a flame catches on.
A man amongst us? Another true story: I´ve lost a lot of weight , like a lot, so now I don´t know my size, and every shop carries a different one, so I went with my hubby and another couple, and while I was measured and talked into which one would be best for my back, or depending on the cleveage I saw my friend´s hubby cupping his breasts and looking at sizes too! ???
Yep, he surely could use some help too, and maybe his figure will improve with a bra :D :D
“When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose,nobody has any idea what you look like inside” S.KING
“That's the best revenge of all:happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f life¨Palahniuk
 
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This thread needs a not safe to read at work disclaimer.

As far as the waxing/shaving convo goes I keep it trimmed not a fan of pain despite my job and the work/pain to get here.

Bras are optional for work for me.
 
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my husband has 9" so I can tell you that you adjust to the um.....larger size.

ooohhh, another lucky lady! do you walk proudly with a limp?  :D :D
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See? This is why I love this thread!! After posting my comment in regards to dating PA and waxing I spent the rest of the afternoon thinking. 'Err? I hope that wasn't TMI' And then I come back and see this! I soooooo love you ladies!  :D :D :D

we've gone waaaay past the stage of sharing too much. Doesn't it feel liberating yet so awesome to learn the facts of life? LOVE IT!!! :) :D
 
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This thread needs a not safe to read at work disclaimer.

As far as the waxing/shaving convo goes I keep it trimmed not a fan of pain despite my job and the work/pain to get here.

Bras are optional for work for me.

The title of the thread says "Adult Only"  :)

now, after the most recent convos and the type of books we read, i am now thinking of various jobs you could be doing that involves pain. do you work in a spa or a bdsm club?  :P :D sorry, can't help my pervy thoughts from getting the better of me.

since i've already been blunt, can the newcomers share their stats for our spreadsheet?  :)
Where are you from?
How tall are you?
What is your shoe size?
What is your bra size? 

Majority of us here have already shared this, and more as you will find out reading the past threads.

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LOL! When I say I am the closest to Hollywood,  I meant the town. :D :D :D :D :D

Though I have to say I am not your normal California girl. I can't tan to save my life.  And fake tans don't work so well when you start out whiter than a vampire.  ;)

And the blonde comes from a bottle.  So I don't worry about the need for waxing. I've heard of sugar but isn't it hot too?

I'm in Silicon Valley. As far as the shaving/waxing/whatever conversation goes, what would you want to know? I've shaved, but not waxed before and it can get very itchy the first few times.

And yes, if a conversation/email/post reads "18+/21+/NSFW/BEWARE" chances are, it's not work safe.
One of the rare few....
 
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The title of the thread says "Adult Only"  :)

now, after the most recent convos and the type of books we read, i am now thinking of various jobs you could be doing that involves pain. do you work in a spa or a bdsm club?  :P :D sorry, can't help my pervy thoughts from getting the better of me.

since i've already been blunt, can the newcomers share their stats for our spreadsheet?  :)
Where are you from?
How tall are you?
What is your shoe size?
What is your bra size? 

Majority of us here have already shared this, and more as you will find out reading the past threads.

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I am a hospital security officer so fights are common. We wear a vest under our uniforms so the girls are restrained by the vest no additional support/ heat insulation needed. The vests are hot enough no need for bras to make me sweat even more or be more uncomfortable. Been tased and pepper sprayed.

Alabama
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34A

 Talking more about busting out laughing more than the perviness. I work with mostly males so perviness and grossness are the norm with them.
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LOL! When I say I am the closest to Hollywood,  I meant the town. :D :D :D :D :D

Though I have to say I am not your normal California girl. I can't tan to save my life.  And fake tans don't work so well when you start out whiter than a vampire.  ;)

And the blonde comes from a bottle.  So I don't worry about the need for waxing. I've heard of sugar but isn't it hot too? 

Sugar is warm but not pipping hot.  I find it works better for me, and it is a bit less painful. I have also found that with continued use that the hair comes in thinner and gets easier to get rid of. For that I will put up with a bit of pain.


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ooohhh, another lucky lady! do you walk proudly with a limp?  :D :D
we've gone waaaay past the stage of sharing too much. Doesn't it feel liberating yet so awesome to learn the facts of life? LOVE IT!!! :smiley: :D


 :D :D :D  when we first got together, I had to adjust that is for sure. We have been together since we were 17 and after 27 years, I am used to his um......package.  :D :D :D
 
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Loopy, Loopy, Loopy....making the sign of the cross as I write ....just to be you or a fly on the wall of your world for 10 mins....
Thank heavens for me for some reason I never got too much bush down there. A neat little patch, just bigger than a landing strip. My sister however...not so lucky....
Lol, Sister Mary Joy and the other Nuns used to always do the sign of the cross whenever I was near - it never helped.  :P :P :D :D
Is it wrong I have
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See I never thought about doing it every day.  I used to only shave during the summer so things didn't show wearing a swimsuit. 

I'm not too bad though.  And it got lighter after having my ovaries removed.  It's nice.  I can shave my legs once a week and not have any stubble.   :D :D :D :D
When we were having a bit of a heatwave over here (I know the UK having a heatwave the shock of it!!!) last month we went to our local swimming pool and I swear there was this gorgeous woman (even I would do her  :o)  in a bikini but she had the most awful lot of "spiders legs" peeking out the sides of her bikini bottoms.  :sign0137: :sign0137:
I HATE shaving my legs as that's another daily thing, I wish I took after my Mum as she has never shaved her legs in her life and she doesn't have a single hair on them!!!  >:( >:(
 
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Loopy I love your Avatar, a man in a suit is my weakness.  :o
Thanks hun, I agree you gotta I love a guy in a suit. They've gotten me in and out of a lot of trouble in the past and not all of them have been lawyers.  ;) ;)  :D :D
 
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my husband has 9" so I can tell you that you adjust to the um.....larger size.
:iagree: :iagree: :iagree:
I've had bigger than the hubby, as I used to hook up with this dude on the weekends for a few weeks when I was single and he was
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I only have a few words for you Ladies and Guy.

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Thanks for keeping things very Interesting and hysterical.  :-*  :-* :D  :D  :D
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For all the loving suit men girls around
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“When you put on a clown suit and a rubber nose,nobody has any idea what you look like inside” S.KING
“That's the best revenge of all:happiness. Nothing drives people crazier than seeing someone have a good f life¨Palahniuk
 
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Hi everybody!
I've been reading this topic for a couple of weeks now and decided to introduce myself, because you guys are so funny  8) I've been looking forward to read your conversations after I come home from work!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask  :)
 
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Hi everybody!
I've been reading this topic for a couple of weeks now and decided to introduce myself, because you guys are so funny  8) I've been looking forward to read your conversations after I come home from work!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask  :)

 :welcome:  Nice to meet you.  I am sure you know what is going to be asked of you next  :D  :D  :D so it is best to just give it up willingly  :-*  :-*  If you are not sure click the spolier link below  :-*  :-*

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So here in the Good Ol' US where I live today was the first day of school.  And after us moms watched our little ones walk into school,  we all sighed with what i would like to call RELIEF and danced our way merrily to our cars.  And I dont feel guilty one bit  :D  :D
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:welcome:  Nice to meet you.  I am sure you know what is going to be asked of you next  :D  :D  :D so it is best to just give it up willingly  :-*  :-*  If you are not sure click the spolier link below  :-*  :-*

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Yeah, I expected that :p
I'm from Belgium, I'm 5'6", my shoe size is a 7-7.5.
I'm also one of the gifted girls, my bra size is 38DDD.
 

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Wow, gone for a few days and just look what I missed!  This was almost as interesting as the diva cup conversation a while back.

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I thought it was really good, I think I 5 starred it. It's very light on the romance though. More actiony and plotty, less first love angsty.
  Speaking of Angelfall by Susan Ee...   You guys should definitely read this one!  It's one of my favorite YA series by far but just beware that there are major cliffhangers.  As much as I hate cliffhangers though, I think it almost makes the series seem better to me because I look so forward to the next book.

I'm reading Age of Consent (fanfic) and The Poisonwood Bible (a "real" book)...   one is my evening read and one is my morning read. LOL     

The Poisonwood Bible isn't something that I would normally read but a friend of mine told me that it was her all time favorite and that the writing was superb.   So far she has been correct about the writing.  Very impressive how this author can give such a different voice to each character.    It's about a Southern Baptist minister and his wife and four daughters going to live in the Congo as missionaries.   The topic didn't catch my interest at all, but I just had to see what all the hype was about.

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Now, about Age of Consent... I'm 30% in and I'll admit its just a little bit creepy.  I'm not sure what the difference is because I've read plenty of books/fics with a major age difference and didn't get this creepy vibe.    Unteachable was a really great story with a big age difference between the characters, but somehow they pulled off a beautiful story without it being creepy. (you guys should read this one!)   I think the thing with AoC is that he just keeps referring to her as "little girl" and just other odd things like that.    Don't get me wrong, it's still a good fic and I know it's fiction LOL so I can ignore the creep factor.
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Wow, gone for a few days and just look what I missed!  This was almost as interesting as the diva cup conversation a while back.
  Speaking of Angelfall by Susan Ee...   You guys should definitely read this one!  It's one of my favorite YA series by far but just beware that there are major cliffhangers.  As much as I hate cliffhangers though, I think it almost makes the series seem better to me because I look so forward to the next book.

I'm reading Age of Consent (fanfic) and The Poisonwood Bible (a "real" book)...   one is my evening read and one is my morning read. LOL     

The Poisonwood Bible isn't something that I would normally read but a friend of mine told me that it was her all time favorite and that the writing was superb.   So far she has been correct about the writing.  Very impressive how this author can give such a different voice to each character.    It's about a Southern Baptist minister and his wife and four daughters going to live in the Congo as missionaries.   The topic didn't catch my interest at all, but I just had to see what all the hype was about.

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Now, about Age of Consent... I'm 30% in and I'll admit its just a little bit creepy.  I'm not sure what the difference is because I've read plenty of books/fics with a major age difference and didn't get this creepy vibe.    Unteachable was a really great story with a big age difference between the characters, but somehow they pulled off a beautiful story without it being creepy. (you guys should read this one!)   I think the thing with AoC is that he just keeps referring to her as "little girl" and just other odd things like that.    Don't get me wrong, it's still a good fic and I know it's fiction LOL so I can ignore the creep factor.


I have not read unteachable.
 
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Lol, Sister Mary Joy and the other Nuns used to always do the sign of the cross whenever I was near - it never helped.  :tongue: :tongue: :D :D
Is it wrong I have
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When we were having a bit of a heatwave over here (I know the UK having a heatwave the shock of it!!!) last month we went to our local swimming pool and I swear there was this gorgeous woman (even I would do her  :shocked: )  in a bikini but she had the most awful lot of "spiders legs" peeking out the sides of her bikini bottoms.  :sign0137: :sign0137:
I HATE shaving my legs as that's another daily thing, I wish I took after my Mum as she has never shaved her legs in her life and she doesn't have a single hair on them!!!  :angry: :angry:
 Thanks hun, I agree you gotta I love a guy in a suit. They've gotten me in and out of a lot of trouble in the past and not all of them have been lawyers.  ;) ;) :D :D
  :iagree: :iagree: :iagree:
I've had bigger than the hubby, as I used to hook up with this dude on the weekends for a few weeks when I was single and he was
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OMG!! I have no words.....
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Hi everybody!
I've been reading this topic for a couple of weeks now and decided to introduce myself, because you guys are so funny  :cool: I've been looking forward to read your conversations after I come home from work!
If you have any questions, feel free to ask  :smiley:


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Yeah, I expected that :p
I'm from Belgium, I'm 5'6", my shoe size is a 7-7.5.
I'm also one of the gifted girls, my bra size is 38DDD.


Welcome to our crazy group. I think our motto is the more the merrier.
 
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I am loving A War of Cynics! Why didn't I read this sooner?! I feel like this Edward is real, if you know what I mean. Bella as well, she's not your damsel in distress or clumsy or helpless. And it's thought provoking as well.
 
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I've had bigger than the hubby, as I used to hook up with this dude on the weekends for a few weeks when I was single and he was
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 >:D I just have 3 questions for you:
1- Does he own a suit?
2- Is he single
3- Can I get his number? :D ;D :P
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