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Offline Ellachanted

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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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Offline lamelurker

Don't you hate it when Bella is so short and Edward is so tall and yet when he presses her against the wall, his erection is right between her legs? Seriously, unless, he's deformed, that's not happening.
 

Offline ajamm

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Don't you hate it when Bella is so short and Edward is so tall and yet when he presses her against the wall, his erection is right between her legs? Seriously, unless, he's deformed, that's not happening.

 :D :D :D

What are you reading?
 
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Offline lamelurker

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:D :D :D

What are you reading?
Major Misconduct by m7707. I was in the mood for hockey. \
 
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Offline ajamm

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Major Misconduct by m7707. I was in the mood for hockey. \

I like that one, I haven't read it in a long time and it has a Edward POV fic too.

Did you notice you're an PTS Addict now?
 
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I like that one, I haven't read it in a long time and it has a Edward POV fic too.

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Oh cool! I'm officially an addict! I'm reading both. thanks!
 
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Offline Booked

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Major Misconduct by m7707. I was in the mood for hockey. \

I really liked that one too!

Maybe the author just didn't think it was romantic to say "edward bent his knees or squated a bit as he pressed up to bella so he was able to hit the right spot as he pressed into her"
or to be more romantic and gives you ideas on how strong and manly he is..."edward lifted bella onto his erection as he pressed her to the wall"  :D

I tend to gloss over those things as my imagination will make them fit however it will seem logical to me  ;D :D
 

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I really liked that one too!

Maybe the author just didn't think it was romantic to say "edward bent his knees or squated a bit as he pressed up to bella so he was able to hit the right spot as he pressed into her"
or to be more romantic and gives you ideas on how strong and manly he is..."edward lifted bella onto his erection as he pressed her to the wall"  :D

I tend to gloss over those things as my imagination will make them fit however it will seem logical to me  ;D :D

Good Point !  :D :D :D
 
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Offline lamelurker

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I really liked that one too!

Maybe the author just didn't think it was romantic to say "edward bent his knees or squated a bit as he pressed up to bella so he was able to hit the right spot as he pressed into her"
or to be more romantic and gives you ideas on how strong and manly he is..."edward lifted bella onto his erection as he pressed her to the wall"  :D

I tend to gloss over those things as my imagination will make them fit however it will seem logical to me  ;D :D
I'm enjoying them both so far (and willing to look past certain things)
 
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Offline Avrildulac

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I looked on my phone at lunch time.

I should never look at my phone at lunch time!

I then had to go and teach a 90 minute lesson on The Earth and other Heavenly Bodies.

Guess which heavenly body I kept thining about!  :o

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What can I say besides Unf?
 ^-^
 

Offline ficfangirl

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I looked on my phone at lunch time.

I should never look at my phone at lunch time!

I then had to go and teach a 90 minute lesson on The Earth and other Heavenly Bodies.

Guess which heavenly body I kept thining about!  :o

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Lauren's post was VERY distracting!  :PDT_Armataz_01_37:
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Offline Whit3

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LOL! Agreed, separately is fine, but naming your twins Luke and Leia these days is setting your kids up.

I once had a teacher who named her twins sons Thomas and Jeremy.

Talk about setting them up for a world of teasing.

I always thought that she should have known better, as she would have had first hand experience of how cruel children can be.
 
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Offline Astro2009

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Okay, now don't jump to conclusions.  I don't think it's boy band girl because she's a newbie.  You have to have about 200 posts before you have the ability to push people's karma buttons (lamelurker - that's why you can't see them).  It could be a phone error thing, because I can't imagine why anyone would be mad at Ella.

Sorry, I didn't read to the end and all these points have already been covered.  I love you, Ella!

When I mentioned boy band girl, I didn't mean to point the finger at her - I just meant to point out that you don't want to cross our Ella!  8)

In defense of BBG, she was very polite and apologetic, and removed her signature immediately.

Please, let's not tarnish this hallowed ground of Robporn with unpleasantness!
 
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Offline Astro2009

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is that a diva cup profile????

everytime i see the word diva i now associate it with cup

Prepare for a diva cup review any day now.

All the signs are there - emotional, sore boobs and an insane craving for...smoked oysters!  :-\
 
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Offline Astro2009

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What does UNF mean? Is it an acronym of something? Or is it the sound you make when you are in the ...throes of passion?

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Where have you seen a big and blinking, seizure inducing UNF???

Have the good posts been removed again while I was hard at work educating young minds?
 
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Offline Astro2009

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So I started Hard to Love and didn't realize it was a WIP until I got to the last posted chapter. Anyone else read(ing) this one so far? I'm not sure how I feel about it yet. Guess I'll start on a completed that's on my TBR list.

Asquared13, my deepest condolences to you on this tragic loss of innocence.

Discovering your first WIP is like learning the truth about Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.

I'm here for you, sister!
 
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Offline Astro2009

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As a nerdy Star Wars fan, I think that's kind of awesome.

Oh Lauren - I think I love you even more now!

 

Offline Astro2009

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Nothing wrong with being a SW fan, but as the kid, I think I'd be super resentful to Mom and Dad. It works for FF, but not so sure about RL though. (P.S. their dog was named Yoda)

Back in 1999, I taught a boy whose middle name was Yoda!  :D
 
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Offline Astro2009

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I need Astro to find a sarcasm or tongue in cheek emoticon. 

Tongue in cheek?

Yes please!

 

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Oh...and this is "unf"...

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Offline Chilibabe

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Don't you hate it when Bella is so short and Edward is so tall and yet when he presses her against the wall, his erection is right between her legs? Seriously, unless, he's deformed, that's not happening.

Yes, seems like many authors just hope you don't realize it...
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