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Thread #3 - We are crazy talkers here!

ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lots of pages. Continuation of SavanaBlue's great contiuation....

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching    :googlyeyes:

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I just read the following sentence in a fic and I can't stop laughing:

"I love you heart and sole, Jasper Whitlock Hale"

Alice said that to Jasper of course. So basically Alice loves Jasper with her heart and shoes

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Somehow that seems appropriate for fashionista Alice.
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I just read the following sentence in a fic and I can't stop laughing:

"I love you heart and sole, Jasper Whitlock Hale"

Alice said that to Jasper of course. So basically Alice loves Jasper with her heart and shoes

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I probably would have flounced then and there, unless that story was particularly awesome otherwise.
 
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I probably would have flounced then and there, unless that story was particularly awesome otherwise.

Yeah I know it's an Ok fic but not that awsome still, I want to keep reading and see if there is anymore laughing material
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I've never read it! and I can't find it on FF.net  :'(
LOL! I thought you were saying you couldn't find the "handbook" 

Edward Wallbanger is great. ;)
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I just read the following sentence in a fic and I can't stop laughing:

"I love you heart and sole, Jasper Whitlock Hale"

Alice said that to Jasper of course. So basically Alice loves Jasper with her heart and shoes

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Actually, in a weird way? That makes total sense for Alice! :D :D :D

And?  Ficfangirl beat me to the comment again!  :)
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Actually, in a weird way? That makes total sense for Alice! :D :D :D

And?  Ficfangirl beat me to the comment again!  :)

It's only because I REALLY need to be drafting and revising contracts and I don't wanna!

I saw Maroon 5 last night and I'm still on a concert high (totally natural, and that's a high achieved without chemical additives).
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I'm reading Caged by Savage7289 and can't put it down.  It is a really well written fic with a decent level of angst so far.  I'm only about halfway through, so, I am sure the angst level will be ramped up soon.
 
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I just read the following sentence in a fic and I can't stop laughing:

"I love you heart and sole, Jasper Whitlock Hale"

Alice said that to Jasper of course. So basically Alice loves Jasper with her heart and shoes

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Maybe Jasper has really big feet too!

And I'm off to be spend the next 8 hours in audit hell - and the auditor looks like a hobbit - so no relief there either :'(
 
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I'm reading Caged by Savage7289 and can't put it down.  It is a really well written fic with a decent level of angst so far.  I'm only about halfway through, so, I am sure the angst level will be ramped up soon.

I'm up to chapter 4. Word of advice - don't read anything by savage on the same week as an audit! Too easy to procrastinate!!!
 
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Maybe Jasper has really big feet too!

And I'm off to be spend the next 8 hours in audit hell - and the auditor looks like a hobbit - so no relief there either :'(

Hey Frodo was cute! And so were Meri and Pippen! Young Bilbo is kinda cute too!

I'd take Frodo as my auditor any day, lol!
 
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Offline Whit3

This is completely off topic, but, that's not unusual for me.   :P

I have an inch long shaving cut above my ankle due to slipping in the shower at the weekend.  It is stinging like a witch and is really red and sore.  Should I be worried about losing my foot??
 

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When are they going to invent that magic pill that makes you able to eat anything & still lose weight?   

You are amazing for doing this. ;)

I second that!


I went to my eye doctor today, cant remember the name, thats what having your eye still dilated after 8 hour will do to you.
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
 
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After reading the Deviant update, I have to ask: Is there some kind of rule that Edward's penis must be massive? Because it seems to be the case in every fic. I don't find it all that appealing, honestly, and especially not in fics where Bella is a virgin. Ouch!

is it still pron without plot?
 

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I second that!


I went to my eye doctor today, cant remember the name, thats what having your eye still dilated after 8 hour will do to you.
 >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

Is your eye still dilated?  What did they say?
 
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Is your eye still dilated?  What did they say?

yep. i googled it. aparently it can go up to 12 hours.
had i known i would have gone to the doc at the end of the day.

i just wasted an entire day doing nothing. couldnt study, read. well i did rum some errands. but it gave me headaches
 >:( >:( >:(
 
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This is completely off topic, but, that's not unusual for me.   :P

I have an inch long shaving cut above my ankle due to slipping in the shower at the weekend.  It is stinging like a witch and is really red and sore.  Should I be worried about losing my foot??

what were yu doing at the shower that caused you to slip??? >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
 
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what were yu doing at the shower that caused you to slip??? >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

Nothing untoward!

I can just imagine Hubby's face if I headed towards him with a razor in hand.    :D
 
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Offline deranged_dreamer

Why isn't anyone talking about Rob and Kscrew?

 :D :D :D :D

I switched teams. I think they deserve each other.  >:D >:D >:D



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I'm eating an eggplant filled with ricotta cheese. Dieting here. More proteins less carbs.

I had chocolate yesterday tho. It was a bad day.

 
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Why isn't anyone talking about Rob and Kscrew?

 :D :D :D :D

I switched teams. I think they deserve each other.  >:D >:D >:D



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I'm eating an eggplant filled with ricotta cheese. Dieting here. More proteins less carbs.

I had chocolate yesterday tho. It was a bad day.
Has something happened and I missed it or was that just a poke to get a conversation going?   :googlyeyes:
 
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