ADULT DISCUSSION HERE, SO TRY TO KEEP IT CLEAN! UM NO, WAIT! IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, LOOK AWAY NOW! 

This is the new thread as the other was sooo long and had lotso pages. Continuation of Ellachanteds brilliance:::

Okay, here is a place to discuss what you are reading, ask for recommendations and complain about the writing.

Everyone is entitled to an opinion, so please play nice   

Because we know drypen's watching   

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Also please don't forget to use the spoiler button for questionable content - Thanks!

You know, if a conversation like that had taken place on ADF or facebook, there'd be name calling, tears, threats, the mods would have been called in...

We just laugh about...and post cheeky emoticons.

I wish I'd found this one this morning...

This is what should be done on those other crazy sites

Well, she didn't say anything here, so I'm now really hoping it was Lauren - otherwise I'm being stalked by a different crazy English woman!

But maybe she doesn't want anyone to know, so

My guess was lauren bec she was the one who gave the recs on the plus size bellas 

My guess was lauren bec she was the one who gave the recs on the plus size bellas 

Yep, that's what I thought.

I hope she doesn't mind me dobbing...I'll have to use the middle child excuse again!

But whoever wrote it - I think they modelled Bella on me! It's uncanny!

I am tits, ass, hips, thighs and all that goodness. I am unashamedly soft in a world of abs and hard angles

grabbing the vodka and cranberry she's ordered for me

I am a sucker for a cute guy and he's the cutest I've seen in a while. Not conventionally attractive, sure, but he's got this crazy red hair and beautiful eyes surrounded by thick black frames. His nose is crooked and his smile is even more so, but the overall effect? Adorable.

 his wrist, which is attached to quite possibly the most p orn-worthy hand I've seen. Long fingers, big palms. Yeah, he's definitely cute. I'm about to melt.

I'm off to read the rest before it gets too Twilight Zone-ish!

I can ask him see how he is going to do his updates.  Yes, a man writes this amazing

I am such a WIP-aphobe, but if he says that it's pre-written or almost complete let me know and I'll read it.

Thanks for the rec. It's now on my stalk list.

Awww, i loved this! Hope she decides to write more. I liked her writing style! 

Now going back to complete Tinseltown 

Me too - and there was no pink tutu wearing, masturbating Charlie in sight!

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I have issues what can I say i read both WIP and completed

You have issues???

I have 4000 completed fics in my TBR list, and every time I finish one, I have another 20 to add!

That's why I avoid WIPs - I can't invest that time if there is a chance it won't be finished. I've been burned too many times.


Wait a minute...

Do I do that in all aspects of my life? Is that why I'm still single???

I randomly started this one rec'd before...

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Am liking it so far, funny

"Boobs.

Everywhere.

Not really everywhere...just in the normal place. But they are spilling out of her bra. Is it even a sports bra if they aren't strapped down? Isn't that the point?

Boobs girl is talking. "I saw what happened! That must have hurt so much." She's reaching up to touch above his eye, leaning into his body. The boobs are on him.

He's still staring down at the boobs that are now touching him. Clearly, I'm staring too because I can't stop. It is like I am waiting for an explosion to happen. I know the pressure must be too much for that strip of fabric to bear much longer."

This reminds me of my officemate who loves displaying her assets in low cut dresses, my eyes are drawn to the pair whenever she moves, waiting for an accident to happen. I do tease her how i'm envious of her boobs and would ask if i can poke it to feel how good it really was  and she would allow me to give her a quick poke 
My tomboy tendencies awaken a bit but i always remember how much i love my husband's dick so i don't succumb to the dark side 

Thanks for this rec - it sounds funny.

If you don't have big boobs, you probably have no idea what it's like to have entire conversations with men and have no eye contact. I keep my puppies well under wraps at work (12 year old boys get too distracted even when they are covered up!) but my boss a few years ago would not have recognised me if he ever walked past me. I said hello to him when I saw him at the shops once and he couldn't even remember my name! In 5 years, he never looked at anything except my boobs!!!

Maybe I should have asked him if he wanted to poke them...but I wasn't going for any promotions at the time, and it's never a good idea to give your boss a heart attack!

Well, i am asian so you know we are not genetically gifted in that department. The only time i had big boobs was when i was pregnant. What fun times those were. Sadly, the gods decided to deflate them back to original size a few months after giving birth. I can just imagine how it made you feel being ogled... You must constantly say "my eyes are up here"    yeah, you can weed out the good men with the breast test... The moment you meet a guy whose eyes don't stray, too much, to your cleavage, then he might be a keeper. But make sure he does make an effort to look bec if he doesn't then he might be swinging the other way to able to resist your delectable assets 


BTW, i LOVED tennis balls! It was so romantic and sweet with lots of UST. Move it up your TBR list.
Ella, i think you will really like this one if you haven't read it yet!

Feels lonely here, with no one to chat with  but will chug along...

Have rediscovered the joys of AngryBadgetGirl. Thoroughly enjoying all her one shots
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Might start The Naked Guy Upstairs... Am sure reading various types of Edwards just these past two days, feeding my addiction for this character with the face of Robert Pattinson...reminds me how much i love fanfiction! 

Anyone here have her Apples and Oranges? What's it about? Is it complete? Thanks!

I enjoyed angry badger girl, although I read it ages ago.

I'm here now if you wanna chat! I almost fainted today when I saw how many pages I had to catch up on. The Great Take That Throwdown of 2013 was fun to watch though!

Thanks for the rec - will check it out and add it to "the list" . I don't think I have read anything of hers though.

I slept 2 hours and i still needed to catch up 8-10 pages, crazy fun all around here!

Do start with her one shots to see if you'll like her writing style