Hi Ladies,
very interesting conversations today... lol 

A friend of mine is a kindergarten teacher and one day a mom begged her son for a kiss in the morning. He didn't want to and when she asked him why, he yelled across the whole room (full of kids and moms and teachers...):"Because I saw you yesterday having daddy's di... in your mouth! NO WAY I'm kissing you after that!" I think that mom disappeared very fast... 

A classmate of my son (10yo) said to his mom:" You are lucky I'm an only child! So you only had to have s.x once! Look at Anchalee's family, they had to do it 3 times for 3 kids!"  I don't think she corrected him... 

My mom overshares constantly... drives me mad... I don't want to discuss my brother's sexlife or that of my 70yo aunt! *shudder* I don't discuss my lovelife with her and don't want to.

My family is really open - too open - about what we talk about, but we also like to bury our heads in the sand about certain things.

My entire family (I'm one of 5 kids so about 12 of us including partners and my then 18 yo nephew) were sitting around the dining table, talking about how my oldest sister (46) had rosacea - a rash-like condition around her mouth. She was explaining to Dad about what it was, how it is treated, etc.

In a moment of quiet at the table, Dad asked her what causes it around her mouth. At exactly the same time, as though we had rehearsed it, 5 of us gave the answer:

"Sucking dick"

My mother nearly fell off her chair, my dad nearly died laughing and my 18 yo nephew was shocked that we would even know that people do that - he thought his generation had invented it and we were all too old to know about anything to do with sex!

I can't believe I'm doing this, but I have been dragged into the smite wars (curse you, drypen!) and need your help.

Starting at 6 PM PST on March 8 and ending sometime on March 9 (can't remember due to CRS disease), I'm begging you to smite me and all the members of the purple team (Blondiebaby, Ficfangirl, It's Super Mario !!, Lex.., Anams, FireWings,    crazyaboutebooks, and Lady Vanessa).

If you love me SMITE ME!  (but not til 6 PM PST)

How does PST time compare with the PTS time at the top of this screen?

Because I hit the red button a few hours ago, thinking it is already the 9th here, but then I see it has just now gone past 6pm on PTS time.

And now I can't smite again for 24 hours.

 

Lol, more like he'll be running around the coffee table while I'll be sat down drinking coffee - well, he is 5 years younger than me. 

You'll be nursing a broken hip too - sounds like it might be a family weakness.

In my family, it's bad knees.

Well, that's the excuse I've been known to give for certain activities 

How does PST time compare with the PTS time at the top of this screen?

Because I hit the red button a few hours ago, thinking it is already the 9th here, but then I see it has just now gone past 6pm on PTS time.

And now I can't smite again for 24 hours.

 

I think that depends on the time zone you have set up in your own profile settings. I got sick of it telling me to go to sleep, so I finally fixed it to my own time zone.

Of course I'm a night owl, so it still tells me to go to sleep too damn early, lol!

My screen says that it's currently 7:32pm.

It's 1:33pm here.

That means I smited you...smote you?...before it started!

Sorry! I wish I could unsmite and smite again!

That's okay.  Drypen is going to count those early smites.  Yay!  And that means you'll definitely be able to do it again.  Thanks!

I just realised that I haven't seen Ellachanted here for a few days.

I hope she hasn't become too caught up in her Cougar Life or run off with the Christian Singles that keep emailing her!

Oh how I hate those adds; for some reason I can't stand the commercials. And farmers only don't get me started on that! Does anybody actually use those sites?

Sorry rambling....

Since I changed from EI to Chrome, and started using Adblock, I don't see any ads anymore.

I might be missing out, but if this is Farmers Only, sign me up!

I wish! I see the adds on TV...

So put me out of my misery - what is Farmers Only?

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I guess it's a little like your "The Bachelor", but it's Aussie farmers selecting a match and there is more than one farmer.

There's also a heap of desperate fame wh0res so it's actually pretty similar to The Bachelor 

All you have to do is click on each of the names below and push the little RED button with a thumbs-down () below the Rating count of these members!

Team Purple:

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Thanks so much for your support.

Go, Team Purple! 

So, everyone got a red thumb... was I on time? I changed my profile settings to my time zone...

You were definitely on time because it goes til 6 PM PST on March 9.  Thanks much!

Whew, I'd never give you a red thumb otherwise...
I think I have to look how long that will go on then, 6pm would be in 7 hours here... time zones can be so confusing...