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UL 152 Twilight Fanfics Part I
« on: September 13, 2011, 07:12 PM »
ok so I finally got around to making a list of the names of all the twifics I have, here it is. if you want any just ask me n I'll upload ;)
enjoy!

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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2581 on: May 29, 2012, 02:36 AM »
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Does anyone has any stories to recommend?
Any rec anyone?

Thanks!

Try Aha Shake by TeamBella23. 

"Did you just get vagina slapped by a stripper, Edward?" What happens when a man-eating handmodel named Bella, and Edward, an asshole who's bored w/vagina, meet in Las Vegas? They get married and she breaks her finger. AH. OOC. Lemons.

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LINK: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan - hunterhunting
« Reply #2582 on: May 29, 2012, 02:49 AM »
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Does anyone has any stories to recommend? I like humor stories like Edward wallbanger; mr horrible, bella swan kidnapper etc.

I had read alot of twilight fan fiction for the past few years but had forgotten all the titles and now that im looking for humor stories, I don't know where & what to find since i only remembered titles of the few stories which i read in past 3 months due to some issues with my memory from medication.

Any rec anyone?

Thanks!


How about "The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores" by HunterHunting??

Summary: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistance and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH

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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2583 on: May 29, 2012, 05:21 AM »
I would really hope some one out can help me find this fic that has been fulled.

 :-*


The Fan Sequel:  Stealing Second  by Pears13
 

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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2584 on: May 29, 2012, 05:48 AM »
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Does anyone has any stories to recommend? I like humor stories like Edward wallbanger; mr horrible, bella swan kidnapper etc.

I had read alot of twilight fan fiction for the past few years but had forgotten all the titles and now that im looking for humor stories, I don't know where & what to find since i only remembered titles of the few stories which i read in past 3 months due to some issues with my memory from medication.

Any rec anyone?

You can try: Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by Bannerday.
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Bella is a fan fiction writer and Edward is her dick of a neighbor who just inspire her. It's very funny. Edward and Bella first meeting is epic! I was laghing so hard my hubby thaught I was crazy.  :D


If you love crack fics and dark humour and crazy Bella, try the wonderful Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan.
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Or the extremely funny Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen
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Another very funny one, high school fic, Bright Like the Sun by Dryler The Cullens are very white... But no vampire!
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A must read if you like humor: Cullenary Education: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ. It's 6 POV from a lesson of sex ed in forks high. The use of the vampire powers is really wonderful.
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If like me, you love Geekward, here are some very funny ones:

- You thaugt that vampire geek Edward would be strange? Well she did it, and he's perfect!! VERY funny. Bella's first BJ is... Incredible!!  :D Falling for the First Time by SnowWhiteHeart
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- Shy and sweet geekward. Edward, Jazz and Emmett as fan boys, it's just so perfect and very funny!
It Isn't Stalking if You Don't Get Caught by JustForkit
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- Nerdy Edward as an ugly duckling becoming a swan. Very funny too! Legendary by whatsmynomdeplume
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Want some Jerkward and some feisty, smartmouth Bella? Try the extremely funny Late Night with Aro by Mrs. TheKing
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And if you want some sexy like hell CEOward, and a very feisty Bella, you can try Edroar the Angry Lion by Tropical Sorbet. The best Jessica you'll ever read!!  :D
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« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 12:23 AM by l_amazone »
Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

The motorbike, of course! What were you thinking, Dude?
 
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UL Pears13 - Stealing Second (Sequel to The Fan)
« Reply #2585 on: May 29, 2012, 05:53 AM »
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I would really hope some one out can help me find this fic that has been fulled.

 :-*


The Fan Sequel:  Stealing Second  by Pears13


I did a search and didn't find it, so am posting it here.

BTW it is incomplete at only 13 chapters.  :'(

« Last Edit: June 17, 2012, 02:47 AM by monamour »
 

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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2586 on: May 29, 2012, 06:23 AM »
Hey, does anyone have a copy of belles by Jen calonita? Any format will do :)epub or pdf :) thanks
 

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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2587 on: May 29, 2012, 06:37 AM »
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Hey, does anyone have a copy of belles by Jen calonita? Any format will do :)epub or pdf :) thanks

I may at home. Gah, I knew I should've just uploaded all my unsorted stuff this weekend. I feel crippled in the office.  >:(
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« Reply #2588 on: May 29, 2012, 06:56 AM »
twiXlite posted, then removed the following note (people were looking for recs on FB):

This isn't a new chapter and I'm sorry for that but it has recently come to my attention that there is an unauthorized dowloadable pdf. of 'Saving Edward' floating about. Now all of you that have been with me since I started 'Saving Edward' know how protective I am of that story. It's my baby and having something that I didn't authorize out there has really upset me.

Does anyone know how to get rid of a downloadable pdf from the internet?

If you do, please help me with this because unfortunately, if I can't get rid of it, I will have to remove 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'. These two are the most precious of my stories and I knew that there was a chance they could be copied but having something out there that people can download without my permission feels invasive.

If anyone can help me with this, please let me know.

I'd really appreciate it because I don't want to delete 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'.


Um, yeah.... My response: Don't post in the first place. It's the Internet. Once it's up, it's always somewhere.

Saving Edward
Edward Cullen is a lost & troubled teenager. Upon their discovery of his self harm and an eating disorder his family relocate to Forks where Edward meets Bella Swan. Can she help him work through his problems or will she push him further into depression?

Alive Again
Sequel to "Saving Edward". To understand please read "Saving Edward" first. When Edward is released from hospital he finds life on the outside more challenging than he once thought. Can Bella help him through? Read to find out. ExB

(Both of these are still available on FFn, but they've been pulling stuff, and she may pull, so here you go.)
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2589 on: May 29, 2012, 07:00 AM »
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Does anyone has any stories to recommend? I like humor stories like Edward wallbanger; mr horrible, bella swan kidnapper etc.

I had read alot of twilight fan fiction for the past few years but had forgotten all the titles and now that im looking for humor stories, I don't know where & what to find since i only remembered titles of the few stories which i read in past 3 months due to some issues with my memory from medication.

Any rec anyone?

Here's one of my favorites:
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He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,734 - Reviews: 2491 - Updated: 12-24-11 - Published: 8-11-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete

This WIP is great with a very cute Edward:
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"Three months," he kept going in his deep voice. "You'll probably never be able to do this again." Three months, three continents, sweaty nights, an uncomfortable bed, ten men, a girl, and a bus. Bella Swan should have known better than to say yes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 64,457 - Reviews: 1387 - Updated: 5-29-12 - Published: 3-23-12 - Bella & Edward


 
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2590 on: May 29, 2012, 07:07 AM »
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twiXlite posted, then removed the following note (people were looking for recs on FB):

This isn't a new chapter and I'm sorry for that but it has recently come to my attention that there is an unauthorized dowloadable pdf. of 'Saving Edward' floating about. Now all of you that have been with me since I started 'Saving Edward' know how protective I am of that story. It's my baby and having something that I didn't authorize out there has really upset me.

Does anyone know how to get rid of a downloadable pdf from the internet?

If you do, please help me with this because unfortunately, if I can't get rid of it, I will have to remove 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'. These two are the most precious of my stories and I knew that there was a chance they could be copied but having something out there that people can download without my permission feels invasive.

If anyone can help me with this, please let me know.

I'd really appreciate it because I don't want to delete 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'.


Um, yeah.... My response: Don't post in the first place. It's the Internet. Once it's up, it's always somewhere.


I always find this kind of comment strange from authors.Did she only just realise that PDFs are going around?
If someone puts a story on the net surely they must understand that they have no way of controlling what people do with it.
Probably 90% of what is online is unauthorized.
 
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2591 on: May 29, 2012, 07:11 AM »
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I always find this kind of comment strange from authors.Did she only just realise that PDFs are going around?
If someone puts a story on the net surely they must understand that they have no way of controlling what people do with it.
Probably 90% of what is online is unauthorized.


Werd.

The story has been online for multiple years. She should know better.  :o
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2592 on: May 29, 2012, 07:21 AM »
Sorry LizConno,
trying to get this to Twiggalina!
And not doing a very good job!  :'(
My first post here! Surprise Surprise huh!

I hope I am doing this right.  Have you read Tides Of Fate by Sparkling Twilight?
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I really enjoyed that story! Had some good humour in it too.
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2593 on: May 29, 2012, 07:28 AM »
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twiXlite posted, then removed the following note (people were looking for recs on FB):

This isn't a new chapter and I'm sorry for that but it has recently come to my attention that there is an unauthorized dowloadable pdf. of 'Saving Edward' floating about. Now all of you that have been with me since I started 'Saving Edward' know how protective I am of that story. It's my baby and having something that I didn't authorize out there has really upset me.

Does anyone know how to get rid of a downloadable pdf from the internet?

If you do, please help me with this because unfortunately, if I can't get rid of it, I will have to remove 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'. These two are the most precious of my stories and I knew that there was a chance they could be copied but having something out there that people can download without my permission feels invasive.

If anyone can help me with this, please let me know.

I'd really appreciate it because I don't want to delete 'Saving Edward' and 'Alive Again'.


Sorry Girl, but if you want to control it, keep it on your hard drive!

If you want to share and enjoy the great readers and the fandom, you have to accept that you can't control anymore where your story goes!
Bella: Jacob, it won't stay up!
Jacob: It will once you start moving!

The motorbike, of course! What were you thinking, Dude?
 
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« Reply #2594 on: May 29, 2012, 07:33 AM »
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Sorry LizConno,
trying to get this to Twiggalina!
And not doing a very good job!  :'(
My first post here! Surprise Surprise huh!

I hope I am doing this right.  Have you read Tides Of Fate by Sparkling Twilight?
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I really enjoyed that story! Had some good humour in it too.

Chilly!!! :) Welcome!! :)
'Thanks' are always appreciated! ;)
 
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UL CONSECUENCIAS - GUSTARIANA
« Reply #2595 on: May 29, 2012, 07:34 AM »
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This has the outtake(s)...

CONSECUENCIAS - GUSTARIANA

« Last Edit: August 09, 2018, 10:42 PM by ficfangirl »
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2596 on: May 29, 2012, 07:58 AM »
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Sorry LizConno,
trying to get this to Twiggalina!
And not doing a very good job!  :'(
My first post here! Surprise Surprise huh!

I hope I am doing this right.  Have you read Tides Of Fate by Sparkling Twilight?
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I really enjoyed that story! Had some good humour in it too.

I got your message!
I haven't read this story though I have seen it mentioned a few times.I'm going to give it a read now.Thanks for the rec  ;D
 
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« Reply #2597 on: May 29, 2012, 08:46 AM »
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This has the outtake(s)...




Thank you very much , I've spent  all night looking for this fic. :laugh:
 
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Re: 152 Twilight Fanfics
« Reply #2598 on: May 29, 2012, 10:12 AM »
Hi im looking for Who's Your Papi by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo ty...
 

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« Reply #2599 on: May 29, 2012, 10:15 AM »
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Hi im looking for Who's Your Papi by Welcome2MyWorldxoxo ty...

Here's a doc of it and mobi
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Re: The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by HunterHunting
« Reply #2600 on: May 29, 2012, 11:11 AM »
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How about "The Misapprehension of Bella Swan Regarding the Inferior Intellect of Hockey Whores" by HunterHunting??

Summary: Through incessant stalking and persistence, can Edward wear down Bella's resistance and teach her to embrace her inner puck bunny? A ridiculous love story. AH

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If you have any trouble getting docs off 4shared.com, the story is also here:
The Misapprehension of Bella Swan by hunterhunting
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