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Offline Twasn't me

at the pharmacy
« on: April 03, 2013, 05:17 PM »
   An older man walks up to the pharmacist. He is carrying a box of condoms, a tube of lube and a bottle of pesticide. The pharmacist looks at his purchase and then looks at his customer.
     He says," Uh, sir, I think you want a spermacide, not a pestacide."
     Customer says, "Nope, I want the pestacide. My wife's got a bug up her @ss, and tonight I aim to kill it."
"I know you think you understood what I said, but what you think you heard is not what I meant."