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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #261 on: May 28, 2014, 12:50 AM »
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Because I asked you to be my sun.  :D
Yes you did, sweet thing  ^-^
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #262 on: May 28, 2014, 01:27 AM »
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Yes you did, sweet thing  ^-^

WHo are you calling sweet?  :P
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #263 on: May 28, 2014, 01:31 AM »
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WHo are you calling sweet?  :P
Can't you figure it out :P
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #264 on: May 28, 2014, 02:02 AM »
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Can't you figure it out :P

*looks around*

No one here. What do I need to figure out?
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #265 on: May 28, 2014, 02:37 AM »
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*looks around*

No one here. What do I need to figure out?
who i am calling sweet
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #266 on: May 28, 2014, 02:46 AM »
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who i am calling sweet

You said thing...are you talking about the coffeemaker?
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #267 on: May 28, 2014, 03:13 AM »
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You said thing...are you talking about the coffeemaker?
No i am saying it to you :P
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #268 on: May 28, 2014, 03:14 AM »
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No i am saying it to you :P

Okay. I was just messing with you.  :P
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #269 on: May 28, 2014, 03:27 AM »
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Okay. I was just messing with you.  :P
You like to mess with me ;)
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #270 on: May 28, 2014, 03:45 AM »
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You like to mess with me ;)

As you with me.  ;D
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #271 on: May 28, 2014, 03:46 AM »
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As you with me.  ;D
Well, you are entertaining and don't get offended  :-*
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #272 on: May 28, 2014, 04:04 AM »
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Well, you are entertaining and don't get offended  :-*

Between the two of us, I'm the one less likely to get offended  :-*
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #273 on: May 28, 2014, 04:07 AM »
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Between the two of us, I'm the one less likely to get offended  :-*
Yes, you are right ;)
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #274 on: May 28, 2014, 04:15 AM »
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Yes, you are right ;)

Am I?
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #275 on: May 28, 2014, 04:18 AM »
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Am I?
Yes, sometimes i get offended ;)
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #276 on: May 28, 2014, 04:32 AM »
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Yes, sometimes i get offended ;)

And I, insensitive.  :-*
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #277 on: May 28, 2014, 04:40 AM »
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And I, insensitive.  :-*
No you are not insensitive, i need to Toughen up a bit
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #278 on: May 28, 2014, 05:06 AM »
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No you are not insensitive, i need to Toughen up a bit

Okay. But you know, if I do offend you...I don't mean it.
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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #279 on: May 28, 2014, 05:51 AM »
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Okay. But you know, if I do offend you...I don't mean it.
I know, you don't mean a bit  :-*
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Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #280 on: May 28, 2014, 07:52 AM »
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I know, you don't mean a bit  :-*

Sarcasm is my middle name  8)
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