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Offline ninjumper

Breakfast
« on: March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »
An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”
 
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Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #221 on: May 21, 2014, 03:11 AM »
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It's hot in here too...almost around 40C.  :(
Are you sure that's the only thing hot, not you ;)
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #222 on: May 21, 2014, 03:14 AM »
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Are you sure that's the only thing hot, not you ;)

I'm in an AC room dude. I dread going out later though.  :(
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #223 on: May 21, 2014, 03:17 AM »
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I'm in an AC room dude. I dread going out later though.  :(
Aww, i feel bad for you, get into shuttle and make them put AC in Full Blast.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #224 on: May 21, 2014, 03:19 AM »
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Aww, i feel bad for you, get into shuttle and make them put AC in Full Blast.

But I still have to go out for that.  :(
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #225 on: May 21, 2014, 03:22 AM »
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But I still have to go out for that.  :(
You can Ride with a Friend From Office ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #226 on: May 21, 2014, 03:27 AM »
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You can Ride with a Friend From Office ?

Exactly thinking about it..but that means eating out and going home late.  :-\
 

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Re: Breakfast
« Reply #227 on: May 21, 2014, 03:40 AM »
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Exactly thinking about it..but that means eating out and going home late.  :-\
Aww, that will be bummer :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #228 on: May 21, 2014, 03:47 AM »
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Aww, that will be bummer :P

It is  :'(
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #229 on: May 21, 2014, 04:09 AM »
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It is  :'(
how will it be bummer :P
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #230 on: May 21, 2014, 04:17 AM »
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how will it be bummer :P

I want to go home early.  ;D
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #231 on: May 21, 2014, 04:21 AM »
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I want to go home early.  ;D
Got a Date ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #232 on: May 21, 2014, 07:22 AM »
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Got a Date ?

Always.  :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #233 on: May 21, 2014, 07:44 AM »
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Always.  :-*
OH!, your boyfriend.
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #234 on: May 21, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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OH!, your boyfriend.

Yes... :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #235 on: May 21, 2014, 10:18 PM »
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Yes... :-*
How was your Date ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #236 on: May 21, 2014, 10:19 PM »
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How was your Date ?

I had a headache last night so I canceled.  :(
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #237 on: May 21, 2014, 10:27 PM »
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I had a headache last night so I canceled.  :(
What happened ?
How are you feeling now ?
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #238 on: May 21, 2014, 10:33 PM »
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What happened ?
How are you feeling now ?

Well, it was super hot then it rained later so must be the weather. Feeling goo now.  :-*
 

Offline ninjumper

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #239 on: May 21, 2014, 11:11 PM »
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Well, it was super hot then it rained later so must be the weather. Feeling goo now.  :-*
Aww bad weather got yo down.
Well a Good night sleep and med are always good to fight the changing weather
 

Offline Niobe

Re: Breakfast
« Reply #240 on: May 21, 2014, 11:14 PM »
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Aww bad weather got yo down.
Well a Good night sleep and med are always good to fight the changing weather

Yup. I slept  a little bit early then took some meds so it really did help.