Author Topic: Breakfast (Read 12765 times)

ninjumper · « **on:** March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »

An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

ninjumper · « **Reply #201 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:29 AM »

I am Offering you my Clothes, ain't i ?

Niobe · « **Reply #202 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:45 AM »

And I'm declining.

ninjumper · « **Reply #203 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:46 AM »

Darn, they were nice for you

Niobe · « **Reply #204 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:04 AM »

You saying it's "nice" is kinda suspicious.

ninjumper · « **Reply #205 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:10 AM »

No, i Meant they weren't washed for a week and they surely have my scent

Niobe · « **Reply #206 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:16 AM »

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No, i Meant they weren't washed for a week and they surely have my scent

Seeeee?? Suspicious?!!!

ninjumper · « **Reply #207 on:** May 21, 2014, 12:18 AM »

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Seeeee?? Suspicious?!!!

Well, i was hoping you will faint

Niobe · « **Reply #208 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:36 AM »

I puked. $:-\$

ninjumper · « **Reply #209 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:38 AM »

Really, by the thought of it ?

Niobe · « **Reply #210 on:** May 21, 2014, 01:46 AM »

Yes..merely by the thought of it.

ninjumper · « **Reply #211 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:13 AM »

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Yes..merely by the thought of it.

Wow, okay i think i should tell you they were washed yesterday

Niobe · « **Reply #212 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:38 AM »

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Wow, okay i think i should tell you they were washed yesterday

Washed yesterday but you're wearing it today? I'm still considering it as dirty laundry.

ninjumper · « **Reply #213 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:42 AM »

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Washed yesterday but you're wearing it today? I'm still considering it as dirty laundry.

IT is Dirty and what about, what you are wearing right now

Niobe · « **Reply #214 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:44 AM »

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IT is Dirty and what about, what you are wearing right now

At least I am not offering someone to wear the clothes I am wearing now.

ninjumper · « **Reply #215 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:47 AM »

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At least I am not offering someone to wear the clothes I am wearing now.

and i never said i am wearing them

Niobe · « **Reply #216 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:49 AM »

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and i never said i am wearing them

Did you not?

ninjumper · « **Reply #217 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:53 AM »

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Did you not?

No,it is hot so i am without a t-shirt

Niobe · « **Reply #218 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:54 AM »

That's good. Less laundry. Saves water, saves detergent...even electricity.

ninjumper · « **Reply #219 on:** May 21, 2014, 02:57 AM »

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That's good. Less laundry. Saves water, saves detergent...even electricity.

Yeah, it is freaking hot here, don't want to sweat on it

Niobe · « **Reply #220 on:** May 21, 2014, 03:06 AM »

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Yeah, it is freaking hot here, don't want to sweat on it

It's hot in here too...almost around 40C.

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