Author Topic: Breakfast (Read 19883 times)

ninjumper · « **on:** March 26, 2014, 04:55 AM »

An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

ninjumper · « **Reply #181 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:08 AM »

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I'm the one holding the gun.

You are holding gun, i am holding a hose

Niobe · « **Reply #182 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:13 AM »

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You are holding gun, i am holding a hose

I'm standing beside the water supply. I'll simply turn the water off.

ninjumper · « **Reply #183 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:18 AM »

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I'm standing beside the water supply. I'll simply turn the water off.

Are you Kidding, it is hose connected to water supply in my house.
What are you doing there ?

Niobe · « **Reply #184 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:22 AM »

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Are you Kidding, it is hose connected to water supply in my house.
What are you doing there ?

I'm a friend of your brother.

Don't you remember?

ninjumper · « **Reply #185 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:30 AM »

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I'm a friend of your brother. Don't you remember?

You are, but why are your clothes are wet and soaking our floor

Niobe · « **Reply #186 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:46 AM »

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You are, but why are your clothes are wet and soaking our floor

It was raining dork. Good thing I have extra clothes.

ninjumper · « **Reply #187 on:** May 20, 2014, 04:50 AM »

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It was raining dork. Good thing I have extra clothes.

Don't worry, if you don't i can lend you my T-shirt

Niobe · « **Reply #188 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:04 AM »

Didn't you read what I wrote? I have extra clothes.

ninjumper · « **Reply #189 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:07 AM »

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Didn't you read what I wrote? I have extra clothes.

How many pairs, because i think i Have put your bagpack in the Bucket full of water and every thing was Soaked

Niobe · « **Reply #190 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:21 AM »

You did what? Why did you do that?

ninjumper · « **Reply #191 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:24 AM »

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You did what? Why did you do that?

You think, you can use Water gun on me and i won't retaliate

Niobe · « **Reply #192 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:30 AM »

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You think, you can use Water gun on me and i won't retaliate

You're in serious trouble. You know your brother don't like you messing with her friends.

ninjumper · « **Reply #193 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:33 AM »

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You're in serious trouble. You know your brother don't like you messing with her friends.

Yeah he doesn't like messing with her friends

I am not in trouble if you want change of clothes i can give you my T-shirt

Niobe · « **Reply #194 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:34 AM »

Darn...I mean his

I can borrow his shirt. Why should I borrow yours?

ninjumper · « **Reply #195 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:37 AM »

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Darn...I mean his

I can borrow his shirt. Why should I borrow yours?

Yeah you can say this now

Well, he is not here, is he and his room is locked and he have the keys, you gonna stay wet till he come, what if you get Cold or fever

Niobe · « **Reply #196 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:47 AM »

Hmmmm..you're a brat.

I'd rather borrow your sister's clothes.

ninjumper · « **Reply #197 on:** May 20, 2014, 05:49 AM »

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Hmmmm..you're a brat. I'd rather borrow your sister's clothes.

She doesn't have clothes in your size

Niobe · « **Reply #198 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:23 AM »

I can always improvise.

ninjumper · « **Reply #199 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:25 AM »

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I can always improvise.

Sure Drape the Curtains or just the towel

Niobe · « **Reply #200 on:** May 20, 2014, 06:28 AM »

Meanie!

is that how you treat your guest?

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