An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
“I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?”
“There is,” he replied. “Breakfast.”

Everyone? 

She's busy with school 

With Manuel 

That requires chaperone? 

Yeah...5'8 and 5'7...darn 

Yeah. Feeling like a hobbit here. 

Well, don't worry, it is not tall, you can wears heels always 
and then not every person is that tall, take me, i am not that tall

5'6 is tall. 

I can wear heels but I love flip flops and flats. At least I can pretend I'm a kid when I go crazy over petty things. 

Yes, it is fine, good average height.

You going crazy like kid i wanna see it, do you lie down on floor and just become too stubborn and won't budge until it goes your way 

Pffftt..that's your ways, not mine. I have a water gun with me and just shoot people on the face when they piss me off.

It is not my way, it is kids way
OF water Gun, i am Afraid to piss you off now 

Afraid of a water gun or just afraid when I go into Monster crazy mode? 

Afraid of water Gun, because then it means, i will get you wet

I'm the one holding the gun.