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Crossing the border, stupid family
« on: November 12, 2012, 10:27 PM »
A policemen stops a car crossing the border between 2 countries.

Driver asks : “Is anything wrong, officer?”

Policeman says:  “No, we just wanted to reward you for being the 100.000th car driving this way. You got $500 What will you do with the money?”

 He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

 The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

 Grandpa from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

 At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

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