A policemen stops a car crossing the border between 2 countries.
Driver asks : “Is anything wrong, officer?”
Policeman says: “No, we just wanted to reward you for being the 100.000th car driving this way. You got $500 What will you do with the money?”
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."
Grandpa from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"