Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

It's still early sweet  You can sleep at 12am 

  i wish but can't  school! ugggh! and mom!

  can't wait until college. how was your college life?

Fun..I wish I can go back 

Seriously all the good stuff happens in college 

exactly why i can't wait  did you do cool stuff in college?

anything that is fun 
  even if it is crazy

  I know right!?!?  crazy is fun 

  because we are crazy 

  i know! i really like it. that's exactly why i said a design with flowers,  it's just makes it that much more awesome.
what's dark rose?

  that's a pretty color, i just imagined that

it's makes you mysterious 

  you can borrow my masquerade mask