Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

What happened to you being sneaky? Did I not train you enough

hey, she is young girl and you have not trained her
BTW don't give her pic of your Brother, what if she started having a crush on him, it will be sean o pry all over again

you are slow, snap a pic run for your room and lock your room and put picture in Dropbox

I love it when you are being useful 

I love it when you are being useful 

i'm always helpful, but you always ask the wrong questions

i'm always helpful, but you always ask the wrong questions

You just think too much of my questions, that's why

More than that 

he is just that 

Oh my geezzz...corniest thing I ever read today 

Corny how ?

Sad story 

yes, it's tragic.   

my brother won't let me take a picture of him to show off to other people 

hey maybe ill try to look up guys who look like him 

Nothing beats the original. You're brother is slick and cautious   

Remind me again that he's not single 

Asian eyes?