Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

Just imagine a asian Channing tatum
 
*Run for hills*

Just imagine a asian Channing tatum
 
*Run for hills*

now why would you run away from an asian channing tatum? i thought you where buff 

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glad you're excited!

now why would you run away from an asian channing tatum? i thought you where buff 
  glad you're excited!

me buff ?
 
i'm not buff ask niobe 

me buff ?
 
i'm not buff ask niobe 

Ask me? (want me to lie or tell the truth  )

me buff ?
 
i'm not buff ask niobe 

well i was just basing my assumption on your confidence 

well i was just basing my assumption on your confidence 

Woman prefer skinny guys too

well, i don't have to read erotica to my girl

Your girlfriend probably don't know your inner self, that's why 

You tell her truth, girl

you already did, don't worry i believe you

oH! say that now
just wait till tall, dark and handsome come

Oh maybe I should try to be superficial