Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

If you want to, might get a Sane BF but will miss me 

would you avoid her then?  i doubt it

You BF might not like me talking pervy to you 

No..he knows nobody messes with me 

No..he knows nobody messes with me 

of course he does,  because of your tiahkwando lessons 

No because of her zumba lessons 

How did you know about my zumba class? 

How did you know about my zumba class? 

because you mentioned it on one of the threads that we hijack and he saw it

because you mentioned it on one of the threads that we hijack and he saw it

she is forgetful don't you know

  going to bed, the boss turned off my lights so i can barely see the keyboard 

going to bed, the boss turned off my lights so i can barely see the keyboard 

Night Julia 

okay so which am i Julia or cookie 

Julia is your name given by parents
cookie is name given by me

what ever you say, Ashley 

I don't say much cookie