Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

No, in reality

OWWWKKAAAAYYYYYY

weird emoticon

Well,it's suppressing it's laughter 

it looks more like saying to there 

You should look closer 

i am seeing different thing on close inspection

Are you using contacts? 

no don't you know, if the objection in front of eye gets more closer to 21 cm the image is not formed clearly and looks blurred.

Are you working in optical shop?  Can I score a few glasses? 

sure also the girls who work there. they were small skirts

Are you envious that they can wear skirts? 

i'm happy to see when someday they forget to wear thing under the skirts 

Are you sure? 

i am sure, i have seen too much goody

You mean websites? 

no, live thing 

 

You wish...

What?