Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

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What? 

you're saying that a lot

  
lubs you!

ps i was gone for a while because i went to a church thing  because of that i won't be on too long even though i got on earlier   

 
lubs you!

ps i was gone for a while because i went to a church thing  because of that i won't be on too long even though i got on earlier   

God bless you kid.

ps i was gone for a while because I was out and my mobile doze off on me. I'm on my way to the grocery but I'm PTS'ng through mobile 

Awwww.... 

you do grocery too ?

i was wondering why you were off earlier.
  you're going to be walking threw the isles with your phone in your face? what if you bump into a hot stranger?  shut up

ps getting off now  it's too late to stay talking

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  A guy bumped me with his cart  I took the can of pepsi in his cart for revenge 

and here he thought you were gonna give his number to him 

Why would I do that? 

he was literally hitting on you 

Well that was creative. He got my attention.

Is that how you hit girls? 

nope, i usually tap there pert ass 

tap? using a stick?