Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

really?!?!

you doubt me, cookie ?
that's so offensive. have you seen me talking so much ?

Ashley, you haven't been on that much but that doesn't mean you're any quieter 

Same goes for you brat 

hey  blame that on my teachers and there obsession with assigning students with multiple projects.
they seem to hate my social life 

That's their job. Besides, if you don't go to school, you wouldn't have met Manuel 

not even going to comment on the Manuel thing
  you meant if i don't go to school i don't get an education and the future i desire,  i know that but why do so many teachers have to assign projects at the same time

Because they can 

And why would you exclude my comment about Manuel?

not even going to comment on the Manuel thing
  you meant if i don't go to school i don't get an education and the future i desire,  i know that but why do so many teachers have to assign projects at the same time

Just don't listen to niobe, she is instilling the thoughts of Manuel in your head.
Hey people do get home schooled

Just don't listen to niobe, she is instilling the thoughts of Manuel in your head.
Hey people do get home schooled

Istill.... How can you instill someone in there when he's already there in the first place. That defeats the purpose.

I am not talkative.

you are not talkative, why lie niobe

you are not talkative, why lie niobe

Why would you even think I'm talkative? 

You don't sleep

How do you know? Human beings sleep..something you would never understand 

I keep woman around the world awake

In Nin lalala land?