Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

  maybe, since he IS a "genius"

Speaking of genius...I haven't met one in RL 

So you're saying you met one in fake life?

Oh I did...  He was like a walking calculator and encyclopedia. Talking to him makes me feel like I have a brain of a 3 year old..and no..not talking bout Nin 

hey, you talking about Me, that's me

hey, you talking about Me, that's me

I'm sure it wasn't you. When I call you genius, it was just for pure fun. The guy I was talking about was the real deal 

you lie 

About the guy or you? 

to me 

Awww..come on now 

At least you're nice and very helpful 

flattery won't get you nowhere but my bedroom 

And getting me in your bedroom will never happen in a million years 

Well, if you look like the guy in your avi, i won't make it for till the end of time.
 

Darn it DG!!! 


YOU ARE THE WORST! 

Yeah, he is.
he is not aware what i did

What did you do?

why should i tell you

Because you love me