Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

Okay, i had intercourse with human, and she got pregnant and the baby born was human

Real thing not the one from your imagination

hey, it was real

Right 

He's a big bad wolf thinking and hallucinating he is actually a hot human warrior 

lol I guess i should be glad then.  I never meet this , as you so gently put, arrogant douche-bag. 

You hear that DG!!!! You hear that!!!! 

  Dont make him notice me!!!!

He wouldn't dare. He's too old to visit threads anyway 

he dared to change your avi

  and how old is he?

Well...I kinda provoked him  I didn't know he would he annoyed by my smartass comments.

31 going to 75 

probably couldn't take the hit on his ego

lol  I thought he was sensitive and immature,  kind of difficult with the age thing

Age is just a number. It is true with the people here 

If you didn't know my age how old would you think i was?

Hmmm...16 

well actually i can see why  i have been acting particularly immature lately 

And you being immature is contagious 

are you sure it's not the other way around? 

 

I would never say it otherwise