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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #341 on: March 30, 2014, 04:38 AM »
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;D well i don't know about in RL but in the world of PTS you don't let anyone mess with you  :strong: :word:

Right. Besides, they're relatives and I can't beat people younger than me... ;)
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #342 on: March 30, 2014, 10:19 PM »
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Right. Besides, they're relatives and I can't beat people younger than me... ;)
:D :D :D :D isn't nin younger than you?
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« Reply #343 on: March 30, 2014, 10:22 PM »
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:D :D :D :D isn't nin younger than you?

Exception to the rule and he's not my relative  :D :D
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« Reply #344 on: March 30, 2014, 10:29 PM »
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Exception to the rule and he's not my relative  :D :D
;D i thought you guys were twins  :P
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« Reply #345 on: March 30, 2014, 10:30 PM »
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;D i thought you guys were twins  :P

In an alternate world maybe  :P
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« Reply #346 on: March 30, 2014, 10:43 PM »
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In an alternate world maybe  :P
:D :D   :-*
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« Reply #347 on: March 30, 2014, 11:03 PM »
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;D i thought you guys were twins  :P
You are first with twin theory, few said she have a thing for me.
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« Reply #348 on: March 30, 2014, 11:10 PM »
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You are first with twin theory, few said she have a thing for me.

A thing? Care to elaborate? :unamused:
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« Reply #349 on: March 30, 2014, 11:17 PM »
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A thing? Care to elaborate? :unamused:
You Hate me cause you love  :-*
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« Reply #350 on: March 30, 2014, 11:19 PM »
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You Hate me cause you love  :-*

I don't hate you  :-*
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« Reply #351 on: March 30, 2014, 11:22 PM »
 :-* no one hates you nin, no matter how much we tease  :D
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« Reply #352 on: March 30, 2014, 11:31 PM »
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I don't hate you  :-*
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:-* no one hates you nin, no matter how much we tease  :D
Did you read it properly ?
both of you ?
it says you hate me cause you love me :P
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« Reply #353 on: March 30, 2014, 11:35 PM »
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Did you read it properly ?
both of you ?
it says you hate me cause you love me :P

I do lubs you and I don't hate it  :-*
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« Reply #354 on: March 30, 2014, 11:42 PM »
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Did you read it properly ?
both of you ?
it says you hate me cause you love me :P
how can someone love someone because they hate them  ;D that doesn't make sense
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« Reply #355 on: March 30, 2014, 11:44 PM »
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how can someone love someone because they hate them  ;D that doesn't make sense
You won't get it ;)
it is something called different kind of love. :P
because the guy is douche bag or always insult you :P
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« Reply #356 on: March 30, 2014, 11:45 PM »
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how can someone love someone because they hate them  ;D that doesn't make sense

Maybe it's because there is a thin line between love and hate  :-*
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« Reply #357 on: March 30, 2014, 11:55 PM »
okay...i guess i get it  ;D
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« Reply #358 on: March 30, 2014, 11:57 PM »
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okay...i guess i get it  ;D

I'm sure you'll understand better when you're older  :-*
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« Reply #359 on: March 30, 2014, 11:58 PM »
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Maybe it's because there is a thin line between love and hate  :-*
That's a smart girl, i was talking about.
are you sure i didn't ask you yet to be my girlfriend ? 8)
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« Reply #360 on: March 31, 2014, 12:03 AM »
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That's a smart girl, i was talking about.
are you sure i didn't ask you yet to be my girlfriend ? 8)

Nope and you'll never do that  :-*
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