Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

OH!, so twitter, instagram, Pininterest, tumblr ?

None too 

phone email, viber whatsapp. line chat ?

Friendster...I have a local landline 

and PTS of course 

Well yeah 

DG should be your PTS boyfriend 

Too old to be my boyfriend.. 

How's Manuel by the way? I'm planning on sending a pm to Shadow Writer to check some latest news about you two 

go ahead, i'd like to see what she tells you.

Does she knows that you like him? 

she barely knows him because i hardly ever talk to him, PE class aside, i've never even mentioned him to her  that just shows you ( and nin ) that i don't even like him, if i did i would tell my best friend  that i can tell you is the truth 

Tskk....tsk...you should tell her then 

tell her what? 

Who Manuel is 

i must be having memory lapses because i have NO idea who Manuel is

Awwww..poor Manuel.

Gimme his full name brat 

i don't even know his full name

killjoy 

she barely knows him because i hardly ever talk to him, PE class aside, i've never even mentioned him to her  that just shows you ( and nin ) that i don't even like him, if i did i would tell my best friend  that i can tell you is the truth 

but in past days you have been talking to us about Manuel and your feelings about him