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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
 
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #401 on: April 01, 2014, 02:16 AM »
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doesn't they say, older guys are good at .....

and you are not interested in younger guys the yourself  :D

OH! i talked to Shadow writer, she got scared, before i could say hi, did you say something to her Julia :P

Yup. No problem with older guys but DG  :-\ :-\ :-\

Younger guys are a total no-no  ;)

 

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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #402 on: April 01, 2014, 08:15 PM »
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OH! i talked to Shadow writer, she got scared, before i could say hi, did you say something to her Julia :P
:D :D did you really?!!?
 ;D i didn't say anything to her, maybe she just saw your siggy.
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but in past days you have been talking to us about Manuel and your feelings about him  :D
You mean in your twisted mind  :P

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« Reply #403 on: April 02, 2014, 12:40 AM »
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:D :D did you really?!!?
 ;D i didn't say anything to her, maybe she just saw your siggy.
You mean in your twisted mind  :P
I don't know, i didn't now, but havent seen her resurfaced for long :P
Yeah, why would i think of about you and Manuel when i already have thought of a girl in my head.
 

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« Reply #404 on: April 02, 2014, 06:54 PM »
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I don't know, i didn't now, but havent seen her resurfaced for long :P
Yeah, why would i think of about you and Manuel when i already have thought of a girl in my head.
She's probably busy  :P
I don't know what goes on in your head  :D

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« Reply #405 on: April 02, 2014, 07:48 PM »
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She's probably busy  :P
I don't know what goes on in your head  :D

Manuel?
 

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« Reply #406 on: April 02, 2014, 07:51 PM »
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Manuel?
who?  :P

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« Reply #407 on: April 02, 2014, 08:16 PM »
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who?  :P

Your soon to be boyfriend Manuel  ;)
 

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« Reply #408 on: April 02, 2014, 08:20 PM »
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Your soon to be boyfriend Manuel  ;)
i already have a boyfriend  ;D

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« Reply #409 on: April 02, 2014, 08:41 PM »
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i already have a boyfriend  ;D

Riiiiigggghhhhttt  ;D
 

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« Reply #410 on: April 02, 2014, 08:47 PM »
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Riiiiigggghhhhttt  ;D
i do  :P

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« Reply #411 on: April 02, 2014, 08:55 PM »
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i do  :P

(double)riiiiiggghhhhhtttt....  ;)
 

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« Reply #412 on: April 02, 2014, 09:14 PM »
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(double)riiiiiggghhhhhtttt....  ;)
I do  ;D his name is Sean O' Pry

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« Reply #413 on: April 02, 2014, 09:19 PM »
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I do  ;D his name is Sean O' Pry

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« Reply #414 on: April 02, 2014, 09:27 PM »
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hey  ;D I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of our relationship, it's just because you're jealous  :P

ps i need to leave  :'(

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« Reply #415 on: April 02, 2014, 09:38 PM »
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hey  ;D I'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of our relationship, it's just because you're jealous  :P

ps i need to leave  :'(
It's cool. I have to do something anyway  :-*

Sean is such a sweet guy. He's just trying to be nice cause you're my sister. I forgive you for your petty crush on him. Don't worry..I won't tell Manuel  :-*
 

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« Reply #416 on: April 02, 2014, 09:40 PM »
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It's cool. I have to do something anyway  :-*

Sean is such a sweet guy. He's just trying to be nice cause you're my sister. I forgive you for your petty crush on him. Don't worry..I won't tell Manuel  :-*
oh it's not a crush  ;D it's a relationship. In fact thinking of getting married  :P

okay good bye  :-*

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« Reply #417 on: April 02, 2014, 09:48 PM »
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oh it's not a crush  ;D it's a relationship. In fact thinking of getting married  :P

okay good bye  :-*

Stop hanging out with Loco  :-* :-* You're catching his delusional vibe  ;)

Bye brat  :-*
 

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« Reply #418 on: April 03, 2014, 06:43 PM »
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Stop hanging out with Loco  :-* :-* You're catching his delusional vibe  ;)

Bye brat  :-*
what, do I need a straight jacket too?  :D

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« Reply #419 on: April 03, 2014, 11:09 PM »
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what, do I need a straight jacket too?  :D
You might in few more days.
 

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« Reply #420 on: April 04, 2014, 07:40 PM »
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You might in few more days.
;D are you going to send me yours?  :D :D :-*

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