Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

You stole some boys heart while coming and going to work

I did not steal anything. I saw it lying around so I picked it up and gave it back.

pffffttt  ill give it back eventually

Don't give it back? Keep it for future purposes 

You don't know why it popped out of his body ?i haven't seen you so, i'm going for Big bone girl for you
Like Sadie From TV series AWKWARD, cause she is sarcastic too

Should I ask him?

Should I ask him?

ask him what ?

how is that a reason for you thinking im big-boned ? and i'm using it right now 
she gave them to me 

Gave them to you? Is she being a good girl now?

nope, she just didn't care about them 

Bummer. Defeats the purpose of taking them then 

yup which is totally fun 

time to think of new things to take then

  maybe i'll take her soul 

Things...i said things... What will you do with an evil soul anyway 

probably sell it to the devil for a new car 

And you think it has value 

maybe not  how will i get my new car?

Souls are hard to take.  That's why I settle for hearts