Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

  hey , i was wondering if you were only allowed to pm 

I'm home  I just woke up late 

what time is it over there? 

12:14  I know it;s around 9:15 pm there 

it is! which means that the harassing will begin in an hour or so 

Aww..you can always pretend you don't hear anything 

well i DO have my earphones in 

GOOD!!!!!  Is it working? 

    perfectly!
  i stole them from my sister  payback

Stole?    Does that mean you're not giving it back 

maybe, she hasn't realized yet so...

Pfffftttt..evil 

ey! im not evil,  im the brat  remember

But she's your sister. You share some drop of evil blood 

oh okay  i can accept that. maybe ill keep it  she still hasn't realized 

are you going to send me yours? 

Mine won't fit you, since you are a Girl
and i'm size Zero 

you are stealing already 
Bad niobe's influence.

What did I steal?