Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

do you use your spy gear for that?

Nope. Just nets 

how are nets involved?

Flying hearts...haven't you heard of them?

oh yeah, on the news.  right after the excerpt on the green elephants came on 

No silly..whenever I pass by, guys throw their hearts at me 

don't you ever get tired of lugging all of those nets on your back? 

Well, I have so many hearts now that will last me a lifetime 

maybe not  how will i get my new car?

Devil don't take evil soul, he takes good ones and then ruin them 
You should try working part time

Guys throw heart at you 
you are the serial killer right 

I said throw. Not like I asked for it.

Sad thing...you'll die trying to know if it's wrong or right. 

Don't worry, first thing is burning all those hearts first.
and then, no maybe we can team up and kill more people together *EVILGRIN

Burn...why are we burning them? Hey, I just take hearts..not kill people  But of course since we're buddies, I'll accompany you. I just need to know what's the purpose of it. 

Burn you know heart burning gives acidity 

Yes, i will tell you.

And acidity?

Okay..tell me.

right now, i don't have any victim yet 

Oh...and what's your requirement?

Nothing, i just feel the itch and i go for hunt.

Killing without reason...bad