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Love chicken
« on: March 03, 2014, 01:17 AM »
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now...  >:D
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #361 on: March 31, 2014, 12:09 AM »
 :D :D :D :D your PTS girlfriend?  8)
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #362 on: March 31, 2014, 12:12 AM »
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Nope and you'll never do that  :-*

See, smart girl again.

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:D :D :D :D your PTS girlfriend?  8)
Nah, you know, girl get more serious in relationship ;)
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« Reply #363 on: March 31, 2014, 12:14 AM »
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See, smart girl again.
Nah, you know, girl get more serious in relationship ;)

We think alike  :laugh:
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #364 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17 AM »
 ;D serious PTS relationship? I doubt that could happen  :D
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« Reply #365 on: March 31, 2014, 12:17 AM »
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;D serious PTS relationship? I doubt that could happen  :D

Unless Manuel is here?  :D
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« Reply #366 on: March 31, 2014, 12:22 AM »
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;D serious PTS relationship? I doubt that could happen  :D
it could.
haven't you heard of falling in love through email.
Instant messages.
Facebook :P
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« Reply #367 on: March 31, 2014, 12:24 AM »
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Unless Manuel is here?  :D
He is already there in her mind and heart.
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #368 on: March 31, 2014, 12:24 AM »
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it could.
haven't you heard of falling in love through email.
Instant messages.
Facebook :P

That reminds me...facebook boyfriend?  :D :D

But loco, Julia is right..it's quite impossible  :P
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #369 on: March 31, 2014, 12:25 AM »
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He is already there in her mind and heart.

Is there a key?  8)
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« Reply #370 on: March 31, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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That reminds me...facebook boyfriend?  :D :D

But loco, Julia is right..it's quite impossible  :P
NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

OH! how is your facebook boyfriend ?
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #371 on: March 31, 2014, 12:30 AM »
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Is there a key?  8)
ask her ;)
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #372 on: March 31, 2014, 12:33 AM »
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NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE.

OH! how is your facebook boyfriend ?

I said quite  :P

Still a facebook boyfriend  :laugh:
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« Reply #373 on: March 31, 2014, 12:37 AM »
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I said quite  :P

Still a facebook boyfriend  :laugh:
Okay, :P
OH! but i heard he got another girl too ?
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« Reply #374 on: March 31, 2014, 12:41 AM »
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Okay, :P
OH! but i heard he got another girl too ?

He does...calls her twitter girlfriend  :P
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« Reply #375 on: March 31, 2014, 01:10 AM »
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He does...calls her twitter girlfriend  :P
and you are fine with it ?
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #376 on: March 31, 2014, 01:16 AM »
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and you are fine with it ?

we already broke up  :-\
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #377 on: March 31, 2014, 01:30 AM »
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we already broke up  :-\
yeah, he was douche.
now, how about me ;)
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #378 on: March 31, 2014, 01:38 AM »
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yeah, he was douche.
now, how about me ;)

What about you?
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Re: Love chicken
« Reply #379 on: March 31, 2014, 04:20 AM »
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What about you?
can't you make me your test subject 2 in Facebook boyfriend experiment.
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« Reply #380 on: March 31, 2014, 04:30 AM »
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can't you make me your test subject 2 in Facebook boyfriend experiment.

I don't have a Facebook account anymore, don't you remember? ;)
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