Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

I know

  hope you have fun with Kazumie

I'm against to animal cruelty so she's safe. Good night to you brat! 

I'm against to animal cruelty so she's safe. Good night to you brat! 

hope so 

IM BACK!!!!!  the fun can begin   

How's your Saturday brat?

  good i guess. I downloaded a lot more music .  you know i just realized i LOVE one republic. not one direction  ug NO. I LOVE one REPUBLIC 

how is your sunday going 

I love one republic as well  And I'm old for one direction 

I'm good. Super hot in here and I'm chugging some iced tea to cool down. Bummer whenever I remember it is Monday tomorrow 

No boy bands for me 

over here it is cold and im in my cozy pants 
awww  don't worry ill be there to distract you 

Urgh..wish it was a lil colder here. I already had a quick bath but still I'm sweating 

where's your lil' fan?

Lil fan is totally useless. It is emitting hot air 

  okay this will sound weird but it works, if you have a wooden or tile floor lay on it. it is the coolest on the floor and especially on tile and wood ones  that's why cats do it all of the time

but of course if you're at someone elses house then that'll look funny  also if your busy doing , say, messaging on a website then it would be difficult 

Yup..I know that. But my bedroom is carpeted 

that works too, just not as well

  don't get rug burns 

I tried lying down on the carpet before...freaking hot 

OMG that is soooo funny to imagine

Hey..I was wrestling with my 10 year old cousin and we ended up on the floor 

RUG BURN!!!

i think you'd be a fun aunt 

They love to mess with me. My sister thinks it's because I let them 

well i don't know about in RL but in the world of PTS you don't let anyone mess with you