Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals ........very much.
 
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.

I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
 I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
 Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most.
 
 I told her, "Colonel Sanders." Guess where I am now... 

Do you have a cape I can borrow too? 

  actually yeah, i do, it's a pretty purple with a fancy collar with a rhinestone on the center  I'll even give it to you 

  nope.
  why?

  could you send me that picture?

  and I just made that cape up the only thing that was true was that I had a purple cape other than that I was just trying to come up with the most ridiculous cape that nin would look great in 

correction ; i'm the brat


  well, then ill try to dye my cape black and then send it to you 

  and you are a smartass   

 

  he doesn't like pictures, which is a miracle considering how much he likes his reflection 

  honestly i think he thinks that i would try to get a bad picture of him. 

well im sorry, your virtual whipping didn't teach me how to get a good picture of my brother by surprise 

if i actually were successful in capturing a picture of him  my sisters would tell him and he would wrestle it out of my hands 

I will look like some villain in a Disney movie 

Cruella